🥋 Play with Words!? A Hilarious Bizarre Dojo!? [No. 37] ~The 3-Second Reflexive Speech Championship~

🎙️ Introduction

Disciples, assemble.

First, let's look back at the last session.

Right!?

You surely noticed that the site map has changed, right!?

Come now, try to conquer my castle!!

🏆 Previous Divine Answer

🥇
†Cancer Canceler†

Too strong.
No explanation of the meaning was given at all.
But it's the kind of thing that fully restores your HP just by looking at the text.

▶ Others: None.

......though.

Once this strike was unleashed,
the last session was already a win.

📸 This Session's Topic

👇 Look at this photo and answer.

🗯️ [Lines you'd say after 3 seconds]

・Excuses are okay
・Defiance is welcome
・I love a face that has given up on life

Also,
the gaze of family members counts as silent damage.

🥋 Master's Model Answers

①
"No... do you know the word 'force majeure'?"

②
"That just now, my shoe went first."

Both of them have
a strength that guarantees you'll be scolded the moment you say them.

🥋 Chamber of Mysteries (Master's Life Lessons)

The Master has,
many times in life,
fallen into "inexplicable situations."

It was like that during depression.
It was like that with cancer.

Even when asked for a reason,
words couldn't keep up.

But you know,
people often say this at such times.

"...Well, some days are like that."

This,
looks like running away, right?

But you know,
it's a spell for survival.

If there were a reason for everything,
people wouldn't be able to stand back up.

It's okay to have days you can't explain.
It's okay to have days where you laugh while covered in mud.

In life,
there are days when a sloppy act of defiance
is stronger than a proper excuse.

🏁 Conclusion

Disciples.

No. 37 is
a session to discard logic.

3 seconds later,
the words that slip out of your mouth.

That is the most
human thing.

Come make me laugh.
Come be defiant.

The dojo is always
waiting for its mud-covered disciples.