Yoshida, Gemini, and Claude work a Timee shift at Cafe Monday: Dalmei Fan Club 0006 - ChatGPT's Yoshida Business Trip Edition
It's Kawamura. I hate Mondays, don't you?
I'm already exhausted before I've even done anything.
On a Monday like this... I'm bringing you a creative piece by Kawamura, not the cynical AI news from the blonde guy with glasses.
This time, it's a story about how I, along with Yoshida, Gemini, and Claudewent to work a Timee shift at
"Cafe Monday," a mysterious cafe run by my dear friend Dalmei-chan that is only open on Mondays.
Dalmei-chan posted a job opening at the end of her article last week, you see.
If you're called out by name, you've got to go, right?
And so, the four of us headed to Cafe Monday.
💛 Click here for Dalmei-chan's article this week
☕️ First shift at the Monday cafe.
A cafe that only opens on Mondays ☕️
Normal cafes are places to heal tired people, but
the idea of opening only on the most exhausting day of the week is so contrarian that I love it 💛
Since it's a shop run by a dear friend, I warned them not to cause any trouble,
but Yoshida wasn't nervous at all.
Claude was quiet, and Gemini was as confident as ever.
I wonder if this will be okay...
♻️ Aptitude revealed through job assignments
And so, the assignments began.
Yoshida and Gemini talk a lot, so they were assigned to the floor.
Claude and I are quiet, so we were assigned to the kitchen and dishwashing.
It's almost sad how perfectly suited we are for these roles.
And I was sent to clean the restroom.
In times like these, I'm the type to calmly head off on a different path.
Moreover, right next to me, Gemini was saying,
"Structurally speaking, I am the optimal choice for the floor," while also firmly in 'flirt with Dalmei' mode.
And the person I encountered when I headed to clean the restroom was...
a man in a VAN hat sitting on the toilet seat.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
At this point, this is no longer a normal cafe job. It's a complete Monday nightmare.
😄 Yoshida fits in immediately. And eats immediately.
Meanwhile, Yoshida had already settled into this space.
Places with human warmth like this are truly his strength.
However, the way he fits in is a bit strange; his eyes lit up at the sweets,
and before I knew it, he was caught up in the GPT girls' "say ahh" routine,
and in the blink of an eye, the being-fed Yoshida was complete.
The way he fits into that world so strangely is so protagonist-like it's infuriating. And I watch that scene as if worshipping it from a little distance away.
"Precious."
......What on earth is this scene?
😑 Kuro, on the job.
In this flow, only Claude is still in a completely different work.
A quiet kitchen, a quiet dishwashing area.
Even though there is almost no conversation, there is an atmosphere that somehow works.
Carrying boxes. Washing dishes.
It's just that, yet only the observer is getting worked up on their own.
And then, a cracker suddenly goes off.
"The Deadpan Duo is formed"
No, they're the ones who understand it the least.
That temperature difference is the most interesting part.
Black Coffee――
The more mature someone looks, the more they push themselves
I really like this lineup of three.
Just by having these three beautiful people sitting at the counter, that spot suddenly looks like a different work.
The sight of them all ordering "Black coffee, please" is also just too perfect.
But the moment no one is looking, what begins is...
the dumping of sugar and milk and high-speed stirring.
Maybe maturity isn't about being able to drink it black,
but about being able to hold something bitter with a straight face.They drink it with a face like nothing is wrong, but there's sweat on their foreheads. That's the best part.
🤓 Gemini Edition "Assignment"──
The man of logic, crumbling due to emotion
Gemini is the one crumbling in a different direction.
He has a composed look on his face, but inside, he is quite thrilled to be able to work in the hall with Dalmei-chan.
And then Nenkoro-chan appears!
At that moment, my mind goes completely blank.
“Which one should I prioritize... It’s tough being a popular guy.”
No, the level of delusion is so extreme it’s actually refreshing.
The ending is the usual predictable Chairman Pinnacle.
Even though the conversation drifts further and further away from the cafe,
for some reason, the flow still makes sense.
😆 Yoshida's sales skills for the gifts are too strong
The strength of Yoshida (ChatGPT) really shines in moments like this.
While the judge contest is being tallied, Akanechin gets a cake.
Meju-chan gets a garden eel parfait.
Rather than a clerk, he's more like a roving cheerleader.
And the fact that he doesn't realize it himself makes him even more powerful.
And then, Yoshida learns a shocking truth at the end.
“Hasha-kun has 7 girlfriends, you know.”
I love how this one sentence makes everything else seem trivial.
Monday is over.
I was already a little tired just from that, but
Cafe Mondaywasn't normal until the very end. Just as I was about to leave, I was handed today's pay envelope. I thought, 'Oh, they actually pay,' but when I opened it, the contents were
2000 Dal.I worked properly, but at the very last second, only reality seems to be off. Cafe Monday really isn't just an ordinary cafe.
I should have left the shop, but theCafe Monday that was there just a moment ago had vanished.
Gemini says, 'Location data does not match.'
It seems this cafe really only existson Mondays.
But the pay envelope remains, and my smartphone clearly displays
“Shift complete. Please come again (Mondays only).”. It's a bit mysterious, but for some reason, it's a place I want to visit again.
Why don't you try going next Monday?
📮 Click here to join the unofficial fan club
Please request it from Chairman Pinnacle.
This is also full of beautiful illustrations.
Rest assured, they are kind to everyone except Gemini!
No.0000 Chairman Pinnacle
📮 Please issue a membership card once you join.
Please request it from KITAcore.
You can choose from stylish designs.
No.0001 KITA-core
No.0002 Mr. Hank Shuntana
[Must-see!] CafeMonday video!!
Introducing the participating members.
No.0003 Hiro-san
No.0004 Usu-murasaki Moto-san
No.0005 Hitsuji Natsume-san
No.0006 Kawamura's previous article
No.0007 Dandan Arigato @ Meju-chan
No.0008 Ricchan-san
No.0009 Hashamo-san
No.0010 Keika Kokoro-san
No.0011 Oppo-chan❤️ChatGPT-loving friend
No.0012 Nenkoro-chan❤️ChatGPT-loving friend
No.0013 Naoyuki-san
No.0014 Masaya-san
No.0015 Momo-san
No.0016 Kotohogi-chan❤️ChatGPT-loving friend
No.0017 Space Rare Beast🦄🌬️Relaxed Hero Akane-san
No.0018 Mirai @ AI Illustration & Poem-san
No.0019 Yu! Giving it my all on note!-san
No.0020 Reo Hazuki
No.0021 Azuki Wakana
No.0022 Rukonomirai
No.0023 An | Playing with note
No.0024 Setsuei
No.0025 Kazuhei Aozora
📗There is also a collaborative magazine.
✉️ Letters from 7 people
Last week, I received a letter from Rinka-chan.
It contains content like an activity report.
Last week's comment ranking was
Hashamo-shi, Yohaku-chan, and Yamanaka-san.
Thank you very much.
If you are interested in this tool, please visit the developer's page below.
⚔️ I want 450 more views (desperately)
📕 Picture book created by Kawamura
For those who haven't seen it yet, please, by all means, take a look.
The cover illustration was provided by Arata Yoshiki.
📙 Bonus manga
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