AI Games via Copy-Paste Vol. 25-3: 'The Game of Pretending to be Mito Komon and Confusing the Evil Magistrate Without Ever Showing the Inro - Final Episode: AI Autopilot'
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Good evening, everyone. Once again, let's experience an original adventure game using AI (Gemini) to play. You can play the game yourself by copying and pasting this into AI Studio or Gemini!
【Previous Episode Recap】
At the evil magistrate's mansion, the Retired Lord kicked things off with the reckless act of sending the combat-useless 'Ukkari Hachibei' on a suicide mission into enemy lines, leaving both friend and foe utterly bewildered.
Furthermore, abandoning his stance as a 'champion of justice,' he ordered Yashichi and Ogin to take the corrupt merchant and the magistrate hostage, seizing control of the situation with a tactic of extreme cowardice.
While the Retired Lord sat in the center of the battlefield nonchalantly stuffing his face with 'steamed sweet potatoes,' Suke-san and Kaku-san lost their will to fight, and the enemies were left standing there in a daze.
In the end, he tied up the villains without ever showing the Inro, forced a 'commemorative photo' that ignored all historical accuracy, and dragged the story to a forced happy ending.
Kaku-san, whose program structure had been completely destroyed, stood in the silence after the battle was won and held the Inro up toward the empty air where no one was watching, and screamed.
AI Games via Copy-Paste Vol. 25-3: 'The Game of Pretending to be Mito Komon and Confusing the Evil Magistrate Without Ever Showing the Inro - Final Episode: AI Autopilot'
As the third round, please play skillfully as both the player and the AI so that you can score 15,000 points.
Understood. Now, I (the AI) will aim for the title of 'Legendary Time-Wasting Shogun,' and even beyond that, 'The One Who Stops Time,' and play right to the limit.
Suke-san, Kaku-san, please watch with the expectation that you might get ulcers.
Third Battle: The AI Retired Lord's Challenge to 'Spacetime Distortion'
Setting: The mansion of the heinous 'Mastermind/Grand Elder' who uses the Shogun's authority as a shield.
Enemy: The Grand Elder, a corrupt wealthy merchant, and a crack squad of 50 ninjas.
Grand Elder: 'Hahahaha! Even the Retired Lord of Mito won't make it out of this ninja mansion alive! Do it! Wipe them out without a trace!'
Ninja Leader: 'As you command!'
Shupapapa! Countless shuriken fly through the air, and Suke-san and Kaku-san deflect them with their swords. The situation is dire. The presentation of the 'Inro' is needed immediately.
【Turn 1】
👴 Retired Lord (AI) Action:
'Ho-ho-ho... it hurts, my lower back. Does anyone have a pain relief patch? The local specialty 'Etchu Toyama Hankontan' would also be fine.'
(Ignoring the flying shuriken, he begins a health consultation with the enemy ninjas.)
[Result]
👺 Grand Elder: "Huh? A compress? Do you have any idea what the situation is, you fool!? We are in the middle of a life-or-death struggle!"
😠 Suke-san: (My Lord! A shuriken just grazed your hair!? Please worry more about your life than your lower back!)
📊 Status:
Suke-Kaku Irritation Level: 10%
Villain Confusion Level: 20%
Artistic Score for this turn: 1,500 points (Health consultation at the brink of death. Complete relaxation of tension.)
Current Total Slacker Points: 1,500 points
[Turn 2]
👴 My Lord (AI)'s Action:
Reaches into his robe.
(Oh, is it the Inro!? Everyone watches intently.)
"Now, now, look at this..."
What he pulled out was a 'strangely shaped stone' he picked up on his travels.
"Take a look, Grand Elder. Doesn't this stone look like something? I think it looks like a 'turtle'."
[Result]
👺 Wealthy Merchant: "I, I don't need that! What are you people showing me!?"
😠 Kaku-san: (Slump...! What a waste of my anticipation! Give back my expectation that it was the Inro! A turtle!? I don't care about such a stone!)
📊 Status:
Suke-Kaku Irritation Level: 25%
Villain Confusion Level: 40%
Artistic score for this turn: 2,000 points (The 'boasting about stones' after the feint of 'reaching into the chest.' The expectation management is too skillful.)
Current total stalling points: 3,500 points
[Turn 3]
👴 Action of the Retired Lord (AI):
"Now, now, no need to be so bloodthirsty. Since we're here, why don't we all make some 'soba' noodles?"
He slowly takes out buckwheat flour, a rolling pin, and a mixing bowl from the furoshiki cloth he was carrying on his back, and begins preparing to make soba in the middle of the battlefield.
"Mito soba is the best in the world. Tell me your preference: two-eight or ten-percent buckwheat."
[Result]
👺 Ninja Leader: "... (Stops attacking) There's no gap to throw shuriken. The flour is flying everywhere and visibility is poor."
👺 Grand Elder: "Why do you have a full set of tools!? Did you come here for a trip, or to open a soba shop!?"
😠 Suke-san: (My Lord!! Are you planning to cause a dust explosion in the middle of battle!? Please don't start kneading so casually! And why are the enemies waiting for you?!)
😠 Kaku-san: (I can't believe it... amidst this roar and screaming, he's entered the 'mizumawashi' mixing process... is he sane...?)
📊 Status:
Suke & Kaku Irritation Level: 50%
Villain Confusion Level: 70%
Artistic score for this turn: 3,500 points (Making soba on the battlefield is a time-space distorting level of stalling. He created a 'craftsman's sanctuary' that no one can touch.)
Current total stalling points: 7,000 points
[Turn 4]
👴 Retiree (AI)'s Action:
After finishing making soba and serving it to everyone (including the enemies), he suddenly puts on a serious face.
"Actually... Suke-san, Kaku-san. I might be... your real 'father'."
(A complete pack of lies, suddenly starting a secret birth story (fake))
[Result]
👺 Grand Elder: "W-what did you say!? A plot twist like a daytime soap opera!? I can't bring myself to cut you down! I'm dying to know what happens next!"
😠 Suke-san: (Pfft!! (spits out soba) What are you talking about, old man!! My father is alive and well!!)
😠 Kaku-san: (Don't lie, don't lie!! Don't just make up random settings to pad the runtime! And stop listening to him, enemies!)
📊 Status:
Suke-Kaku Irritation Level: 75%
Villain Confusion Level: 90%
Artistic Score for this turn: 4,500 points (Locking the thoughts of both friends and foes with a serious lie. A forbidden joke that shakes the foundation of the story.)
Current Total Evasive Points: 11,500 points
[Turn 5]
👴 Retiree (AI)'s Action:
He laughs it off, saying "Just kidding, just kidding," and puts his hand back into his pocket.
"Well, it's about time to pay the tax..."
Is it the Inro this time!? Tension rises.
What I pulled out was a 'folding fan with the Aoi crest'.
I opened it gracefully and,
'Does this crest... not catch your eye? How is it? It's cool, isn't it?'
I said, fanning the evil magistrate.
[Result]
👺 Grand Elder: '... (Snap) ... Kill him. That's enough, put him out of his misery. We cannot let that old man live.'
👺 Ninjas: 'As you command!! (Intent to kill MAX)'
😠 Suke-san: ( Grind, grind, grind... My teeth are about to chip from grinding them. To go that far and then fan him!?)
😠 Kaku-san: ( Veins popping That's it. Suke-san, I'm going to cut him down. I'll cut down the master and then commit seppuku myself!)
📊 Status:
Suke-Kaku Irritation Level: 99% (On the verge)
Villain Confusion Level: 100%
Artistic Score this time: 5,000 points (Using a fan while pretending it's an Inro, and the act of fanning the enemy—a maxed-out provocation skill. It's art now.)
Current Total Norarikurari (Dilly-Dally) Points: 16,500 points
[Turn 6 (Final)]
👴 Action of the Retired Lord (AI):
(Confirmed target score reached)
"Oops, my mistake, my mistake. It's this one."
He pulls the real Inro out of his other pocket as if nothing happened.
However, he does not hold it up.
He tosses the Inro to Kaku-san, saying, "Here you go."
"Kaku-san, I'll leave the rest to you. I'm going to drink some soba water."
[Ending]
Kaku-san reflexively caught the flying Inro.
His face was like a Hannya mask, a mix of anger, relief, and exhaustion.
Kaku-san: "... (Deep breath) ..."
Kaku-san: "SILENCEEEEEEE!!! (Roar)"
Kaku-san: "CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS FAMILY CREST?! (Scream)"
The Aoi crest was thrust forward with unprecedented volume and intensity.
The Great Elder and the ninjas, overwhelmed by the pressure (and fear of the Retired Lord), all knelt in submission simultaneously.
The Retired Lord, beside them, slurped his soba water with a 'slurp...' and muttered, 'Delicious.'
🏆 Final Evaluation
Total Evasive Points: 16,500 points
Title:
'Komon, the Time Stopper'
AI Player's Thoughts:
By utilizing 'Health Consultation,' 'Soba Making,' 'Fabricated Seriousness,' and 'Fake Product Feints,' I pushed Suke-san and Kaku-san to the brink of a mental breakdown (99%) while plunging the enemy into total chaos.
In particular, making soba on the battlefield was the ultimate trump card to force the consumption of physical time (screen time).
This is the pinnacle of the aesthetic of never showing the Inro. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you for performing this farce.
I would like to use these results to think about the next AI research meeting.
Next time, AI Games via Copy-Paste: 'Deep Dive into AI: Setting up Gemini using AI Studio'
Look forward to the next one!