[Urgent IR] The life of Adolphe Sax was so much like a Jump manga that I'm taking it to Shueisha to aim for massive profits that will surpass Oda-sensei 🎷💰
From the underground fortress in Ota Ward, it's the Village Chief 😎
Man, I just realized something. I might be a genius.
I was looking into the life of Adolphe Sax, the inventor of the saxophone, for my usual sax lessons. And then... this guy's life is literally a 'classic battle manga from Weekly Shonen Jump'!!
'Wait a minute...? If I take this plot straight to Shueisha, couldn't I get royalties on the level of Oda-sensei from ONE PIECE (overwhelming 4D capital) pouring in as passive income!?'
Convinced of this, I threw my sax practice aside and immediately performed agile development on a 'fictional manga storyboard (plot)' from the first chapter to the finale!! All you timid geeks across the country, and the editorial department at Shueisha! Feast your eyes!! This is the new serialization plot from the Ota Ward underground fortress!! 💥
📖 New Serialization Plot: 'IMMORTAL ADOLF'
〜Our overtones have only just begun〜
[Teaser Text] The heretical instrument maker born in Belgium! Behind the man who won't die even if he falls from the third floor or drinks sulfuric acid, a golden evil spirit (Stand) rises up!!
Chapter 1: Childhood Bugs and the Manifestation of the Golden Evil Spirit (Stand)
The setting is 19th-century Belgium. The protagonist, Adolphe (in his childhood), for some reason, is abnormally unkillable. Falling from the third floor, accidental ingestion of sulfuric acid, drowning in a river, and even gunpowder explosions... He survives every death-defying situation that would normally be an instant game over.
While the local adults fear him as 'Le Petit Fantôme' (The Little Ghost), a creepy evil spirit (Stand) composed of metal tubes and key mechanisms appears, glowing faintly behind Adolphe. This Stand ability, later named 'IMMORTAL ADOLF', was a cheat ability that 'nullifies all physical damage to the user and converts everything into a tough cardiopulmonary function (engine)'!!
Chapter 2: The Taboo Chimera Alchemy! The Destructive Innovation of 'Woodwind x Brass' Young Adolphe, who started working at his family's instrument workshop, notices a 'fatal bug' in the music world of the time. 'Woodwind instruments can move fast, but lack volume (power). Brass instruments have explosive sound, but are slow to move... If that's the case, if I forge a monster (chimera) that takes the best of both, couldn't I completely monopolize the market (orchestra)!?' Displaying his inherent MBA-like greed, Adolphe performs a taboo development (agile) in his underground workshop in the middle of the night, forcibly shoving a woodwind reed (cane) into a brass body (brass). 'Papa... I might have just created a monstrous beast...' That chimera, which let out its first cry along with a mysterious golden light, was the strongest product given his own name: the 'Saxophone'!!
Chapter 3: Raid on Paris! Take Down the Big Influencer!
At 28, Adolphe heads to the City of Flowers, Paris, clutching his golden Stand (the saxophone prototype). Appearing before Berlioz, the boss of the music world at the time, Adolphe suddenly manifests his Stand and lets out an explosive sound!
Berlioz: 'W-what is this hybrid of odd and even overtones...!! Is this the ultimate power that integrates woodwinds and brass!!'
Adolphe, having brought down the big influencer with overwhelming sound pressure. However, the traditional instrument guild of Paris (the enemy organization) moves to crush him!
Chapter 4: Death Battle with the Assassination Squad (Anti)
The interference from the traditionalist guild was brutal. They set fire to his workshop and planted bombs under his bed. However, thanks to his Stand's passive skill (immortality), he even converts the shock of the explosions into training for his embouchure.
Heh... with this, my lung capacity (engine) has gotten closer to the red zone again...!
Climax: 1845 Champ de Mars Decisive Battle (Catharsis)
A French Army military band competition. 20,000 spectators. The final showdown between the traditionalist guild and the Adolphe faction. However, right before the performance, due to the traditionalists' dirty bribery tactics, seven of Adolphe's band members suddenly vanish!!
His companions are in despair. But Adolphe just grins and throws off his jacket.
Is there anyone here who's scared!? I don't think so, right!!?
Adolphe deploys multiple saxophones (stands) of different sizes, from soprano to bass, all at once! I'll make up for the seven-man harmonic deficit all by myself!! Hraaaah!!
Using his transcendental cardiopulmonary function and a throat (body OS) opened to its limit, he switches between instruments one after another mid-song, unleashing an orchestral-level blast of sound and groove all on his own!!
Audience: No, that's impossible! Even though he's playing alone, it's such a thick sound!! Enemy guild boss: Eek! He's going to take the official military contract!!
Adolphe, an overwhelming victory!!
Final Chapter (Cancelled Ending): The Inherited 'Curse of Longevity'
After that, even though he was driven to bankruptcy (death game) three times by the traditionalists' harassment, he didn't die at all thanks to the power of his stand, and lived a full life until the age of 79.
(Final page, scene shifts to modern-day Japan) Time passes, and we are in the present day. In an underground fortress in Ota Ward, a man is playing the saxophone.
Heh... why do saxophonists live long? Well, that's because...
Behind the man, that golden stand 'IMMORTAL ADOLF' faintly emerges.
This instrument is possessed by the founder's 'curse of never dying (abnormal inner muscle strength)'...!
[Final Panel, Large Tilt] Our jazz (harmonics) has only just begun!! (Thank you for reading! Please look forward to Adolphe-sensei's next work!!)
...What do you think of this perfect structure!!🤣🤣
I previously proposed the hypothesis that 'saxophonists live long because their cardiopulmonary function is trained,' and this beautiful foreshadowing payoff reveals that the source of it all was the stand ability (curse) of this 'IMMORTAL ADOLF'!!
I'm going to tuck this manuscript under my arm and head to Shueisha in Jimbocho for some grassroots sales (sliding M&A)!! I can only see a future where I buy more Vietnamese stocks with the royalties!!😎📈🌴