😪😪😪Futon Newsletter 2 | Futon-Man Gathering, Once More.
(Is that some kind of Chinese thing?)
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Futon-Man of the no+e world
&
Futon People
&
Futon Children of the future
It is Futon-Man No. 1.
Everyone, I trust you are working hard on your futon activities this morning as well. Thanks to you all, the futon world is warm and cozy again today.
Thank you.
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"I can't end it, even if I want to."
This takes up 90 percent
of my heart.
Because, because, they reach me...
Just when I've forgotten...
Voices of those hoping to be Futon-Man.
In this season of meetings and partings,
for those who leave, others arrive.
Just now, No. 23 was born.
I looked up at the heavens and said,
Oh my god.
I thought the end of the world was finally here.
It was just a few seconds later,
Ping-piko, ping-piko♪
Ping-piko, ping-piko♪
That notification sound rang out again.
Of course, from right beside my pillow.
_Let's all gather one more time.
So,
I plan to hold another Futon-Man gathering at the date and location below, cherries🍒
🕒Nap Time | April 12th (Sat) from 2:00 PM
(About 30 minutes?)
📻Nap Location |Futon-Man No. 1's
stand.fm
I plan to post the link to the gathering place in this comment section once the broadcast starts on the day.
It seems there are cases where you might not be able to jump to the link, so Futon-Men participating in real-time should create a stand.fm account in advance.
Of course, attendance is voluntary.
Whether by comment or by voice,
participation is possible.
The gathered Futon Men plan to
enjoy a cherry blossom viewing atmosphere.
Drinks and conversation topics are left to each individual.
Well, things like how people reacted
when you took on the name Futon Man,
or if there are any people you'd like to recommend as Futon Men,
and so on, and so on.
Oh, that's right, there is something I must tell
the participating Futon Men.
Since all the other Futon Men have the face of a note user, the possibility of being dragged into some project is not zero.
You should be prepared
to at least say, 'Oh, for real?'
Well then, farewell!
Let's meet again inside the futon!!
Ah, it's warm, it's warm.
©️Yukopi & Ozu
Scenes from the first Futon Man gathering
For those who
don't know about Futon Man yet,Idle to the People,
all the mysteries are written here
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Read it.
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(Postscript)
The new pillow,Futon Man No. 23, Pendragon,is praising me. I'm already beyond eccentric and almost purely pungent, so to receive such an honor...
Oh, no,
my tears are welling up right now...
(The article that made me cry)
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I'm being praised!!!
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(Idle people, there's an odd one out, so find it ♡)
Because, you see, until now,
even when I wrote 'serious articles that are actually jokes' at the risk of my life, there were only 'mushroom aliens' who would complain, get jealous, and dismiss them with a 'sniff.' So, Dora-chan, who says things like this, is a friend of my heart. Thank you, no,
♡
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Thank-you-n
Oh, but you see,
because society as a whole is structured on a subtractive basis, opportunities to be praised are decreasing. Especially in Japan. The norm and implicit understanding that humility is a virtue are very strong. Everyone, in the past week, have you purely praised yourself or someone else? Can you remember? Was there no convenient purpose or intention on your part?
Without things like raising children or training subordinates, it has become difficult to just praise someone.
That's why everyone is bad at praising,
and that's why everyone is starving to be praised.
Within no+e,
there are users who take advantage of that, make you feel good, and encourage follows, memberships, and paid subscriptions. There are many. It's glaring.
Our physicality and senses are so impaired that we can't even tell if the user interacting with you is one of those users.
See, that's why even the ends of sentences and the most trivial things bother us. We feel criticized and lash back. The unpleasant feeling lingers and won't leave our heads. We become afraid to open no+e. And so, there are people who quit no+e. There are many. I've seen many. In this short time. Since even nations are like that, it's an unavoidable karma of humanity.
But, I want to believe,
So,
Dora-chan's words made me happy.
Thank you.
(Foreshadowing for the future)
And,
Gather! Futon-men
🌏 Futon-men of the World
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 2
(¦3[▓▓] Legendary Futon-man No. 3
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 4 (Vacant)
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 5 - Elite
↑
This is the 'Secret Technique: Return of the Entangled',
a life-risking Evil Sealing Wave.
Good children, do not imitate this.
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 6
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 7
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 8
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 9 - Radio Jacky
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 10 - Unsent Captain
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 11 - Cheer Squad Leader
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-man No. 12 - Elite
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 13: Thoroughbred
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 14
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 15: Newtype
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 16: Captain Snooze-Again
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 17: Frozen Treat (Seventeen Ice)
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 18
(Futon-Nyan No. 18)
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 19
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 20: Barely-Making-It Girl
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 21: Century
(¦3[▓▓] Futon-Man No. 22: Nya-Nya-Nyan
(¦3[▓▓] No. 23: Pendragon | Ryuto Natsume
This is basically
an ad for the Neko-Ne Kohaku & After-Party!
These are all the brave Futon-Men who secretly protect the world of futons
(it is better not to reveal your true identity to real-life friends or family)
Now, it's your turn!
If there is a next time, maybe it will be when No. 24 is born.
Introducing Futon-Men via a Stand.fm collaboration
would be hilarious.
(Guest applications welcome)
