note-version MC Battle 💣 I want to sublimate backbiting on note into entertainment with 'Let's settle it with an N.O. Battle'

Hello, I am Shichau Ojisan (hereinafter referred to as 'Shicha-oji').

As I wrote in my article the other day, ｛Mutual follow, mutual purchase, and mutual recommendation communities are suspicious new religious movements, so if you join, you'll become a cringey note user｝, note is a medium that has a clean and peaceful side, but also a somewhat closed and village-like side.

Those who navigate note well are not those who are deeply immersed in it, but those who use note as a tool for self-expression and business.

On note, there is no end to the petty squabbles between users who are hardly worthy of being called 'creators,' and the more people join with faint expectations, the more they suffer from the gap between their ideals and reality, ending up heartbroken, disappointed, and in some cases, even leaving with a grudge against note.

I, 'Shicha-oji,' have never belonged to any community or specific circle in the past, and I have never used note for SNS-like communication purposes, so I don't know much about it, but according to what I've heard from followers, there seems to be a muddy and nasty world out there!

I have no interest in that kind of world and don't want to get involved, but as I wrote in the article ｛The matter of articles written in certain circles or paid magazines criticizing and blaming 'Shicha-oji'｝, it seems some anti-fans can't help but want to have their say about 'Shicha-oji,' so this time I have prepared an opportunity to meet their requests.

That opportunity is the note version of an MC battle: the 'NO Battle' (N.O. Battle).

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What is a 'NO Battle'?

'NO Battle' is an 'entertainment wrestling' match completely produced by 'Shicha-oji,' inspired by 'MC battles' where rappers rhyme in improvised raps and dis each other to hype up the audience.

Because it is an 'entertainment wrestling' match aimed at entertaining the audience, rather than just clashing principles and arguments to dis each other like in an 'MC battle,' I named it 'No Battle' (N.O. Battle) by combining the English word 'No' and 'note'.

People who use note like an SNS medium seem to be looking for a place to belong, and they seem to be betting their lives and self-respect on it, but this note service could end at any time, and they are just too deeply immersed.

And when they see or hear principles or arguments that differ from the community or circle they belong to, they get all 'Grrr!' and can't forgive it, starting an attack. Until now, they could only skulk around in closed spaces or bomb comments and run away, but from now on, they can openly compete in the 'NO Battle' in an open space.

The rules are simple and clear: just paste the 'rich link' of this article ｛note-version MC Battle 💣 I want to sublimate backbiting on note into entertainment with 'Let's settle it with an N.O. Battle'｝, write your opinion to your heart's content on note, and post it with two hashtags (#ShichauOjisan #NOBattle).

'Rich link' refers to the following highly visible link design that is created by pasting a URL and hitting enter; 'text links' consisting only of characters are not allowed because they do not send a notification to me.

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It is true that in the past, I, 'Shicha-oji,' have written articles that poked fun at senior noters in all directions without any consideration or restraint, so I think some senior noters who accidentally read my articles may have been offended.

While I, 'Shicha-oji,' feel (in a sense) relieved by writing the articles, it is not fair for senior noters who read them to be left holding onto stress.

Therefore, from now on, please don't just stay offended; instead, immediately paste the rich link of this article and throw your opinions and arguments at 'Shicha-oji'.

Since it is an open space, you are free to say whatever you want, whether it's true or not, and I will provide a proper answer to all of your opinions and arguments.

Since this is a completely freestyle format, I will respond with a polite battle to those who prefer a polite battle, and I will respond with a rough battle to those who prefer a rough battle.

With this 'NO Battle,' you will never again need to act like a 'child' who 'bombards with comments, blocks, and runs away' just to get attention from mom and dad.

Whether your reputation goes up or down depends entirely on your words and behavior in the 'NO Battle'!

These dis-fests, excuse me, these discussions are guaranteed to attract onlookers, excuse me, an audience, and increase visitors to each other's notes.

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Rules of the 'NO Battle'

The 'NO Battle' is completely freestyle, so as long as you paste a 'rich link' to this article and set two hashtags (#ShichauOjisan #NOBattle), you are free to do whatever you want! However, please understand and agree to the following three points as a minimum standard of etiquette.

Also, just in case, I'll mention that if you deviate from note's terms of service, you might get scolded by note, Inc., so please proceed at your own risk.

Writing this reminded me that 'Shichaoji' has actually experienced an 'N.O. Battle' in the past, and the opponent was the 'note Legal Department'.

For the outcome of the serious battle between 'Shichaoji' and the 'note Legal Department' that lasted over two months, I hope you enjoy the {list of records from the suspension (private) to the restoration (public) of paid note articles}, but depending on the content of the 'NO Battle' between 'Shichaoji' and you, it could also be elevated into such valuable content.

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It'll be a promotion for note!

Honestly, the 'N.O. Battle' produced by 'Shichaoji' is a project that will greatly contribute to increasing the name recognition of you and your note, and I feel a little frustrated that it seems like 'Shichaoji' is promoting your note.

You can't place ads on note, and even if you try 'mutual follows,' 'mutual purchases,' or 'mutual recommendations,' it just ends up as a 'ghost note,' so your articles will never be read properly, and your fan base won't grow. However, with the 'NO Battle' produced by 'Shichaoji,' a breakthrough for your note could lead to a dramatic turnaround.

After all, everyone is curious about trouble on note, and 'views' just keep growing, don't they!

In a recent incident in 'a certain circle' that is still fresh in our memories, 'lame' new characters appeared out of nowhere to join the fray, exposing the ugly side of humanity and making it a huge spectacle, didn't they?

When participating in this 'NO Battle,' please be aware that even if it is certain that an audience will gather and get excited, whether you raise your reputation through elegant words and behavior or lower your reputation by exposing unsightly behavior is a completely different matter.

You might have had various thoughts, but if you take the plunge and have a discussion, it might turn out that 'you were just misunderstanding each other,' and after all, this isn't a kindergarten squabble, so engaging in a constructive dialogue in an open space will have a positive effect on both sides.

Yes, the 'NO Battle' that also serves as a promotion for your note—you can't miss this opportunity!

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Challengers wanted.

Are you familiar with the ABEMA original program called 'Comedy Street Fight'?

It is a variety show where rough-and-tumble characters from the neighborhood run into opposing teams on the street and engage in improvised comedy battles, with the losing team being absorbed by the winning team.

While both teams are arguing aggressively, the legendary comedy street fighter Junior Chihara appears out of nowhere on a moped, and the standard routine (lol) is for him to say, 'Hey, hey, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on?' followed by, 'That's fine, that's fine! Why don't you just settle who's funnier with a comedy street fight,' which leads into an improvised comedy battle.

One of the highlights is that the winner is decided by a self-declared 'I give up,' and there are comedians who refuse to admit defeat even when it's obvious they've lost, and others who say 'I give up' even when it looks like they're winning; that back-and-forth is so funny that I ended up watching it until the very end.

This 'N.O. Battle' is also 'entertainment wrestling' aimed at having the audience enjoy themselves, so I am looking for challengers who can help liven up note as a spectacle together.

Just one last word.

'That's fine, that's fine! Why don't you just settle it with an N.O. Battle?'

Challengers wanted.

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That was – Note Version MC Battle: I want to elevate backbiting on note into entertainment with 'Let's settle it with an N.O. Battle' –.

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