A 2-Year-Old and the Ghost Pajamas Picture Book
Mom: "2-year-old, it's time to put on your pajamas."
2-year-old: "No."
Mom: "If you don't put them on properly, you'll catch a cold."
2-year-old: "No."
Mom: "If you catch a cold, you'll have to get a shot at the hospital again, you know?"
2-year-old: "NOOOOO!!"
Mom: "That's right, so let's put on your pajamas."
2-year-old: "No."
Mom: "Fine! Then you don't have to wear pajamas!"
2-year-old: "NOOOOO!!"
Mom: "I give up!!"
2-year-old: "NOOOOO!!"
Mom: "...Why are you just relaxing by yourself, Dad?
Come over here and help me!!"
Me: (!?)
Mom: "That's it, I'm done! Have Dad put your pajamas on!"
Rattle, rattle, slam!!
2-year-old: "NOOOOO!!"
2-year-old: "Waaaaah!!"
Mom got mad!!"
2-year-old: "Daddy! Mom got mad!"
Me: "I see, I see... Mom got mad, huh..."
Me: 'Come on, let's put on your pajamas with Daddy.'
2-year-old: 'No.'
Me: (...)
Me: '2-year-old, shall we read a picture book?'
2-year-old: 'Huh?'
2-year-old: 'Are we reading a book?'
Me: 'That's right, let's read a picture book.'
2-year-old: 'Read.'
Me: 'Okay, then sit on Daddy's lap.'
2-year-old: 'Okay.'
Plop
Me: 'Let's put on your pajamas so it's easier to read the picture book.'
2-year-old: 'Huh?'