Fatology Revenge: Trends and Countermeasures

Truth be told, I am a sore loser.

What, you say it's not hidden? No, I actually hide it quite well usually. No, really. Look, the cat🐈‍⬛ I always wear here—though it's turned into a nekomata recently, but it's winter, so that can't be helped.

Right, enough with the preamble, let's get to the main topic.

My child, who loves nerikiri, has been selected for senryu poems a few times.

So, when they had a school assignment to submit a senryu or haiku, I casually suggested, 'Why don't you give it a try?' but they told me, 'I don't mind doing it, but it takes time to research various things.'

Research what, exactly?

'I have to research what kind of works have been selected in the past and what kind of works the judges like before I can write one.'

Wait, isn't it enough to just put your feelings into a 5-7-5 poem?

'No. Not at all.'

And so, I was taught by the child I was carrying.

That's how it is.

My mentor is laughing through their nose, telling me to read the Fatology application guidelines properly. (Paranoia)

What is Fatology in the first place?
What is the difference between Fatology and prose?
What does my mentor value?

My intuition tells me that 'laughter' is the key.

'Laughter' is actually extremely difficult.

When I went on my first trip to America, we decided to go see a movie. I thought I might understand a comedy just by the atmosphere, so I went to watch one.

I didn't understand a single thing.
I don't even remember what I watched.
I only remember that I didn't understand anything.

'Laughter' requires intelligence.

Oh, but 'I'm wearing them' was a hit. Though, Mr. Yasumura was actually speaking English quite well, come to think of it.

When I write normally, it comes out cuter than 'funny,' so what should I do? ← Saying it myself.

Bizarre, innocent, flawless, chimpanzee

Hmm.

Come to think of it, I am the ear of an owl.

Right ear, left ear: tongue twister

Your right ear, my left ear: Love Story Suddenly

Your right ear, you of the left ear: like Murasaki no Kimi

Yolk's right ear, left ear's egg white: Oh?

Hmmmm.

"Laughter" is like a mirage, isn't it? (Distant gaze)

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