The Goddess's Small Room and Laguna's Unscrupulous Business

The Goddess's Small Room (Stream)
Goddess
"Hello, everyone."
"Dieting is about maintaining your health."
"Eating only vegetables, or only meat... those kinds of extreme 'all-you-can-eat' diets are not good."
"It is important to eat a little bit of many different things."
"Being a bit chubby is a wonderful personality trait, too."
"Being able to gain weight is proof that you have a strong digestive system, after all."
"Health comes first, so please don't push yourself too hard."
"Well then, I'll see you all in the next stream."
(Stream ended)

Laguna hijacks the stream
👿"Pai, good work! There's Calpis inside, I'll take care of the cleanup."
🗽Left the room
👿"Hey, is everyone watching?"
"I don't care what kind of body shape other people have."
"But..."
"All year round, 24/7, 365 days a year."
"I want to lose weight."
Even though they say that,
the people who do nothing.
That really ticks me off, doesn't it?
"Because you're lying to yourself."
"How many years did it take to get that fat?"
"Did you gain 100 kilos in one night?"

Laguna pulls a huge bag out from under the desk.
Thud!!
"So today!"
"I have prayed over..."
""A charm that might make you lose weight!!""
On the screen, it is clearly a 1kg bag of coarse salt.
A small charm is tied to it as a token gesture.
Laguna
"Ten thousand yen each!"
"Tax included! Shipping included!"
"And what's more!"
"You can put all this salt on your rice if you want!"
"It'll be too salty to eat!"
"Then you'll lose weight!!"
"Gwahahaha!!"

At that moment, the Goddess's voice comes from off-screen.
Goddess
"Laguna!!"
She grabs Laguna by the scruff of his neck and drags him off-screen.
"Whoa! What are you doing?!"
Rattle rattle!
Bang!!

Stream ended
The Goddess returns to the screen and bows deeply.
Goddess
"I am terribly sorry."
"The product mentioned earlier has absolutely no medical basis."
"Let's aim for a healthy diet and moderate exercise."
"Well then, I truly apologize."
(Stream ended)