100,100 Yen Yakisoba

Leemo-san's high-end yakisoba,
which used my image.

I thought, "Let's think about what
100,100 yen yakisoba would be like!"
and
I was chuckling halfway through.

Below, I will share how that went
exactly as it happened lol

Includes a free ticket for 1,000 servings
(You cannot choose the flavor)

Handmade one by one by noodle artisans
(Kind of creepy)

Includes a PS5 and Switch 2
(Now that's a bargain)

The packaging is a Persian rug
(You could have just used Nishijin-ori or something)

You only thought of four!

It seems I'm also troubling the AI.

I also asked Chatty.

100,100 yen instant yakisoba...! That is truly the "Rolls-Royce of the yakisoba world." I'll introduce 10 types based on my imagination👇
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1. 🍜 Gold Leaf Infused, Ultra-Premium "Kaga Miyabi Yakisoba"

　Gold powder is kneaded into every single noodle. It becomes shinier with every bite.

2. 🏯 Kyoto Gion Exclusive "Gion Yugen Soba"
　The broth is as delicate as perfume; you'll feel full just by inhaling the steam. A legendary bowl.
3. 💎 "Diamond Sauce Yakisoba"
　Contains fine artificial diamond powder in the seasoning. It sparkles with a "crunch" on your tongue.
4. 🌌 Space Food Spec "ISS Special Yakisoba"
　Officially certified by the International Space Station. Designed so the aroma doesn't escape even in zero gravity.
5. 🐉 "Dragon God's Breath Yakisoba"
　When you pour in the hot water, the steam forms the shape of a dragon. Includes a stamped talisman in the package.
6. 👑 "Royal Family Favorite Premium Miyabi Noodles"
　Boasts a record of being presented to the London Royal Family. The water used for cooking even turns into tea.
7. 🔥 "Scorching Magma Yakisoba"
　Self-heats inside the cup. It reaches 120 degrees Celsius, so lava-proof gloves are required for preparation.
8. 🧙‍♂️ "Sage's Ash Yakisoba"
　A magic circle is drawn inside the powdered sauce. Eating it grants +10 to your knowledge.
9. 🐈 "The Cat's Repayment Yakisoba"
　Buying this automatically donates 100,000 yen to a cat shelter. The noodles are shaped like cats.
10. 💫 "Time-Rewinding Yakisoba"
　When you finish eating, you go back 3 minutes. So you can enjoy it "freshly made" forever.
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They all seem worth 100,100 yen... Which one are you curious about?

The Cat's Repayment...
I'd just want an actual cat to show up...

Thank you, meow.
I've brought the new yakisoba, meow.

Oh, is that so?
Sit down here.
May I touch your paw pads?

Eh?
......
I have no choice, meow......
J-just a little, meow.

You're so cute.
May I touch your tail?

Eh?
......
J-just a little, meow.

Here, I'll give you a can of food, so
for today,
just sleep here.

Eh?
B-but
I have work to do.

Work?
Isn't your job
to repay me for my kindness?

......I-if that's the case......

#WhatAreYouTalkingAbout

I'm sorry!