My sister is offering some incomprehensible excuses

A notification arrived for Pachiko, who is working hard on her training day and night.
It arrived

Eh, what did you do, sister?
Wow,
what is being converted into what?!
Well, whatever, she is that kind of sister anyway.

Thank you for
summarizing Princess Pachiko's eccentric behavior
so thoroughly.

Even Pachiko herself,
didn't think there were 41, you know?
Actually, it's 41+1, you know? 😂

The part that made me laugh the most was this

It's crab-solutely true!!!

I woke up this morning, saw the notification,
saw the notification that they used T K-san's image
(Thank you so much!!!)
and it also came in,
are you all trying to get in the way of my training!?
I grinned while thinking,
no, I'm busy right now,
I'll look at it later... wait, what?
Is this a continuation of that series!?

That's what I thought, and when I read it on the spot,
it was super long, haha

Ultra-short story

What do you mean by that!

Squid-ing me!

Almost late for work,
I went downstairs,
and reported it immediately.

Someone interpreted your nonsense from the other day
like this...

Pachiko:
Pachiko thought, 'That's crab-solutely true!!' too!
I had even forgotten about it until it was pointed out.
That's right, normally
you can't change the past,
so you should change the future, right!?

Sister:
Eh?
In that case, it sounds like I'm the weird one.
It sounds like
Pachiko became weird because of my influence.

Pachiko:
Of course you're weird.
Pachiko is perfectly normal,
it's you who is weird, sister,
and because of that, common sense has been twisted.

Sister:
No, no, that's not how it is.
Doesn't everyone
falsify the past?
Well, only some of it...
For example,
everyone talks loudly about
when they were bullied,
but they don't talk about the times they bullied others, right?
They act like it never happened.
Oh,
I've acted like that part
never happened too.

Sister:
I mean, seriously?
Instead of just falsifying things,
doesn't everyone just forget them in the first place?
They forget and change things
to suit their own convenience.

Sister:
And besides, huh?

If the ski jump ramp was rickety,

what would happen?

Sister:
If the jump ramp is rickety,
and you slide down it and jump,
what happens?

it was a ski jump, wasn't it!

Pa:
Huh?
What?
Oh, oh, yeah?

Sister:
If the jump ramp
is rickety,
it would be a disaster, right!?

#WhatAreYouTalkingAbout

Sister:
You get it, right?
No matter how much you try to change the future,
if the ramp is
wobbly,
you can't jump properly!
If you can't jump properly,
the future won't change either!

I get it, but I don't get it at all!!!
Are you an idiot this early in the morning?
So, I told her.

Pa:
Big sister,
you can't change the past or the future!
As long as you're you,
no matter what you do, you'll still be you!

Sister:
That's not true!
That's not true at all,
uh...
...It's morning, so I can't think of anything clever.

Pa:
I don't need that!!!
The ramp talk was enough!
I'm already full!

After this,
even though we talked about other things for a while,
for some reason the topic came back.
This happens often in the Fuji family.

But I was a bit shocked,
so I don't remember the conversation right before that.
This is all I remember.

Sister:
But,

there are so many pasts,

and I'm not sure

which one to choose.

It's not that the falsification isn't progressing, but rather
she's been fantasizing about her favorite past so much
that it seems to have come to a standstill.

Apparently, she wants to fabricate
a wonderful childhood.

Everyone, please,
try to think of a wonderful childhood
for my sister.

But, as you know, she's a difficult person,
so no matter what you suggest,
she'll probably say, 'That's not quite right.'

No, wait,
she'll be happy with whatever you suggest.

What is up with this conversion!!!

I told her, 'It's fine to have as many pasts as you want, isn't it?' but
she got angry and said,

If there are so many,

you won't know which one is real, will you!?

Since I had no choice, I presented the following to her,
and she went silent,
so I think she's
plotting something
sinister.

Big sister,
the past is something that exists in infinite numbers,
from the very beginning,
the current you
is just being consolidated into this moment,
and in the end, the future will also branch off into many paths.

#WhatAreYouTalkingAbout

A while ago, before writing this,
I read Nono-san's article,
and I thought, 'I get it!'
If my sister tries to preach to me,
I'll preach right back lol
Do you have any idea how many High-Lows and Blue Hearts
videos I was forced to watch?
Watching Arashi music videos together is mandatory!
(I was busy, so I made her go buy them
at the local bookstore)