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[Demonstration] Filling my collarbone hollow with soy sauce to eat sashimi [Live Commentary]


The 'Seriously Doing Stupid Things' series has actually been picked up by Otan-chin-sama's Comment Liberation Zone article, and I've ended up doing a live demonstration...!

Umakos original article


I'm reenacting the follies of my youth from my college days now that I'm in my 30s

This was all thanks to a single word from Otan-chin-sama.

I have finished the live commentary safely today, so here is the report

The live commentary audio is here, please listen along☆

Below is the live commentary from the comments section☆


February 5, 2025 00:10
Everyone in the Comment Liberation Zone, this is Umako Fantasy.
Thank you for using [Sashimi de Collarbone].We are currently performing major maintenance to update the collarbone. Our engineering team is working hard on it.

The schedule is as follows.

Scheduled maintenance end: 2/5 18:00 (JP)
Scheduled play start time: around 2/5 19:00 (JP)

Once the update is complete, we will notify you in the Comment Liberation Zone. Thank you for your continued support of Umako Fantasy.
(For those meeting me for the first time, I am not a suspicious person. Thank you for your patience.)

February 5, 2025 19:06
The collarbone maintenance is about to finish today, but is it really okay to do such a pointless thing (filling my collarbone with soy sauce to eat sashimi) and provide live commentary here...? I'm a bit I'm going to purify myself to pay respects to the sashimi for the final touch (a bath)

If you see some strange posts starting, please watch over me with warm eyes (I'm super nervous)
Even if you hate me, please don't hate my collarbone!!


February 5, 2025 19:26
Thank you for gathering for this attempt to fill my collarbone with soy sauce and eat sashimi. I would like to begin now.

What I have prepared today is 'Sashimi Special Large Serving ¥598' bought at the wholesale supermarket, and some soy sauce from Hokkaido that was in the fridge.


Thank you, Gyomu Super

February 5, 2025 19:28
In addition to the major collarbone maintenance, I am purifying myself by soaking in a bathtub with sake and salt.It's a mindset of receiving a life.

The sashimi has a dandelion on it, and it's piled high with sea bream, yellowtail, and tuna.

I will disinfect my collarbone with ethanol once again.

February 5, 2025 19:33
Now that my collarbone is ready.
I will pour the soy sauce into the hollow of my left collarbone.
I think about a tablespoon or so should be fine


February 5, 2025 19:34
It's in safely. Now, I'll prepare the wasabi, and
gently pick up a piece of tuna with my chopsticks


February 5, 2025 19:35
So that my left side doesn't tilt, I'll gently, gently bring the tuna closer.

Whoops, the soy sauce acted up a little bit just now, so I wiped it with a tissue.Thank you, tissue


February 5, 2025 19:36
Pulling myself together, I head for the collarbone.

Target in the center, switch...
Target in the center, switch...

February 5, 2025 19:37
The soy sauce! The soy sauce pooled in the hollow of my collarbone!
It has just now met the tuna!!!!!


Tuna with wasabi soaking in the soy sauce of my collarbone hollow. I feel like my collarbone is happy too.



February 5, 2025 19:38
Now, at the halfway point, all that's left is to eat the tuna without spilling the soy sauce.
I gently move my right hand holding the chopsticks.
Every time I type, the soy sauce wobbles.



February 5, 2025 19:38
Tuna, impact, now!!

So delicious~~~~~~~~!!!!!

Sashimi is so good~~~~~~~~~


~fin~



[Post-game analysis]
I think I did a very good job.
There were some tough moments, but I think I did my best, and I want everyone to praise me for it, and I want to praise myself too.
Thank you for listening.


This attempt was not intended to play with food; I ate all the sashimi without leaving anything behind.
Thank you to the fishermen and everyone involved for always providing fresh sashimi!

I spend every day with gratitude for food!

いいなと思ったら応援しよう!

うま子(双極症)/甘夢いのり わたしのnoteをお読みいただきありがとうございます!♡を押していただけると大変喜び、踊り狂います!引き続き張り切って書いていきたいと思います。

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