Conversation Fragment 'Skyrocketing' (Absurdist SS 13)

"Stock prices are skyrocketing!"
"I should have bought some!"

"Food prices are skyrocketing!"
"I should have bought some!"

"Fares are skyrocketing!"
"I should have taken a ride!"

"My weight is skyrocketing."
"I shouldn't have eaten that."

"My blood pressure is skyrocketing."
"I shouldn't have measured it."

"Funeral costs are skyrocketing!"
"I should have stayed alive..."

"My value is skyrocketing too!"
"No, you're still practically worthless!"

──Hope, skyrocketing! Departing now (^o^)

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