Every woman who says 'Oh, I don't do any skincare at all' when told she has beautiful skin is actually a rock man
Hello, I am a rock man
If you saw the title and thought I had finally dieted my brain away, don't worry, I am sane
There are women in this world who, when complimented on their skin, say
Oh, I don't do anything at all~ I just put on some toner~
Some people say things like that
At first glance, they seem like carefree, easygoing women, but I will write the true meaning hidden in these words in parentheses, so please keep it in mind
Example sentences
I don't really care about beauty or anything like that~
(But my skin is still way better than yours)
I'm so lazy~ sometimes I even go to sleep without taking off my makeup~
(But my skin is still way better than yours)
I really don't do anything, I just put on some toner
(But my skin is still way better than yours)
Yes, you understand now, right?
It's not that they are carefree and easygoing, it's a power move
You were being put in your place
You spend a lot of money and do all sorts of skincare and only look like that, but I look beautiful without doing anything!! Hey!! Can't you see this beautiful skin?! Lower your heads!! Bow down, you ugly people!!
That is what they were actually saying.
Recently, a similar event happened to me, a Rock Man.
That day, I had a meeting with someone from a client company.
The client representative I hadn't seen in a while looked at me and said:
Rock Man, you've lost so much weight!! Amazing!! How did you lose so much weight?
I cut back on rice, switched to a vegetable-based diet, ate even less of those vegetables, walked over 30 kilometers a day at times, and whenever I really wanted something sweet, I ate massive amounts of sugarless gum with almost no calories (eating too much sugarless gum gives you an upset stomach), intentionally causing diarrhea to keep from gaining weight.
I spent three months obsessed with weight loss and forced myself to slim down.
I said to the client representative:
Huh? Did I lose weight? Oh, well, maybe I lost a little bit. I'm not really doing anything.
The client representative said:
You lost that much weight without doing anything? I wish you could take my fat away too.
I said:
I'm really not doing anything. My weight has always fluctuated wildly. Once I stop feeling hungry, I go through periods where I don't feel hungry for a while, and that's when I lose weight.
Client representative:
Hmm, I'm jealous.
Me:
Hehe.
Why did I say such a thing?
Thinking back on it, I realized I had said something quite strange.
What is this 'period where I never felt hungry'...
There's no such human being...
That's something a bear does when it hibernates...
It is true that when I weighed 95 kilograms, I looked like a bear, but naturally, I am a Homo sapiens, not a bear.
Then why did I say such a thing...
Why didn't I just say I worked hard on my diet?
Why didn't I just say I switched to a vegetable-based diet?
Why didn't I just say I worked hard at walking?
The reason I didn't say that was...
That's right, it's that thing, that skincare thing.
I wanted to assert my superiority subconsciously.
I wanted to show off that I am a special man whose body naturally slims down without even having to diet.
They wanted to appeal that they are a special kind of man who can graduate from the pig tribe without effort, unlike a pig like you (the business client).
They wanted to make you jealous.
Lower your heads, bow down!
That is what Suke-san and Kaku-san in my heart were saying.
I was Lord Anus.
I made a mistake.
I was Lord Komon.
As you have probably already realized, every woman in the world who, when complimented on her skin, says,
I don't do any skincare at all~
is actually a rock man.
If you ever encounter such a woman in the future and feel like punching her in the nose,
just think to yourself,
Oh, this person is just a rock man anyway, right? They are just lying because they want to make themselves look like a special person, even though they are working to death in secret.
and look down on them in your heart.
By the way, there are people in the world who, before a test, say,
I haven't studied at all~
Be careful, because there are also similar people like Lord Komon—oops, I mean Lord Huang—who say that while scoring over 90 on tests
Well then, excuse me🌊🌊🌊