Celestial Substitution Delusion Technique

It is no exaggeration to say that I was able to finish junior high school without dying by assuming that the center position girl of the trio of girls who would gang up to harass me was "
Mars", and the remaining two were "
Phobos" and "Deimos" and indulging in incomprehensible delusions, so I am grateful to Mars and its satellites, Phobos and Deimos. At the same time, I would like to apologize to Phobos and Deimos for treating them as "Mars's sidekicks

". Even if I apologized, Phobos would just say "Who are you?" and Deimos would say "Huh, what did you say???", so it can't be helped.

First of all, when the central figure (= Mars) is in a foul mood, it's a "Mount Olympus eruption."
Even if I want to escape the volcanic rocks, since I'm being targeted, I have no choice but to take it unless I turn into a black hole.

And it's not just me who gets caught in the crossfire of the Mount Olympus eruption; Phobos and Deimos do too.
In short, it's "taking it out on others."
They are victims too, so I feel a bit sorry for them.
Even though they pledge loyalty to Mars every day, agree with her opinions, and do nothing but try to keep her in a good mood, on the day of a big eruption, they get told things like "Why are you here?!" or "Go away somewhere!"
Even I, who am usually harassed by Phobos & Deimos, end up worrying about them and giving them advice like, "Are you okay? You should stay away."

Phobos, who tends to jump to conclusions, takes everything Mars says to heart and gets flustered, and Deimos, who is a bit spacey, only reacts a beat late to Mars's anger, making her even angrier, so the satellites end up buffing the main body's anger, which was a huge nuisance to me.

Back then, every day,
"I wonder if Mount Olympus will become a dormant volcano," "I wish Phobos's orbital period would glitch to 30 seconds or something so Mars would get dizzy," or "Deimos is too slow, I hope she just gets left behind."

I thought of incomprehensible things like that. My homeroom teacher was worried because I kept showing up to school even though I was being bullied so much, but when I told her about Mars, Phobos, and Deimos, it ended up causing more unnecessary worry than the "bullying" itself. The day after I told her this, I ended up telling the exact same story to the principal. The principal was vibrating in small increments like a preliminary tremor while listening to the story. The principal's P-wave lasted about 15 seconds. When the S-wave arrived, he burst into laughter at about a seismic intensity of 6 lower. And then, I even told the principal about these P-waves and such, which invited an incredible aftershock. Both the homeroom teacher and the principal told me I didn't have to force myself to come to school, but I thought that me continuing to attend school would be a form of harassment against the bullies, so I continued to go to school every day after that.

That said, thanks to the fact that the bullies (especially the ones who bullied me the most) happened to be a trio, I was able to use the Celestial Substitution Delusion Technique and become a bullying survivor. The people around who pretend not to see or who join in and make a fuss are just nameless stardust, so it doesn't really matter. (As of now)

However, I don't not understand the reason why I was bullied. I do these kinds of incomprehensible delusions, and I only pretend to have cooperativeness when in reality I have none at all.

But you know, bullying doesn't solve anything, so you should just leave people you don't like alone. Without bullying them. Just keep it to a greeting. There's no need to clash unnecessarily. We are human beings, after all, not meteorites.

If you need healing, this is it.

It's a Miffy face ball. There are incredible color variations, so if you buy one in your favorite color, you can be endlessly happy.