The woman who passed by smelled nice

Man: "That woman who just passed by, didn't she smell really good?"
Woman: "Yeah, I guess so."

Man: "It was like she was walking around with fabric softener on."

Woman: "What kind of description is that?"

Man: "Huh? Are you mad about something?"

Woman: "No, not at all. It's just your imagination."

Man: "I see. But well, my favorite scent is still someone's hair, though."

Woman: "..."
Man: "Huh? What's wrong?"

Woman: "That's just plain sexual harassment!"

Man: "Ouch!?"

_____A slap from a woman who hits her partner's back with all her might, half in anger and half in happiness.

*This is a work of fiction.