[Madness] The contents of a man's basket who only sees this once he's hooked - Yamaoku AI
Once I get hooked on something, I eat it so much that people around me are put off. In everything I do, I seem to hit abnormal values from other people's perspectives.
If I get hooked on bicycles, I ride them forever.
When I got hooked on cars, I drove forever.
It's not just that kind of internet persona.
I'm actually weird in real life too, haha.
What became my target (or rather, my lover) is this "Sentan Ice Candy".
Every time I see this retro boy's smile,
my hand naturally reaches for the basket.
Before I know it, the basket is filled with red and white tricolor colors, and by the time I head to the register,
I look like an "ice candy dealer".
"Why this one?"
It's so delicious that I eat it every day in the summer.
What I love isSentan.
This unique crunchy texture, and the lingering taste of milk the moment it passes through my throat.
By the time I finish one, I'm already tearing open the next bag.
That is what it means to be "hooked".
The results of the "health checkup" you're curious about are...
When I expose such a biased diet (?), people around me worry, asking, "Is your body okay?"
However, rest assured.
The results of the health checkup I take every year are,
surprisingly, "no abnormalities".
It seems my body is equipped with tough specs that can withstand even an excessive intake of ice candy.
And
since I've banned ice cream,
my family can no longer eat ice cream
except when we go out.
(*Note: Results may vary by individual)
[Finally: Good kids, don't try this at home]
That said, this is a scene built upon a 'miraculous balance' born from my unique constitution and obsessive love.
The pleasure of filling a basket with nothing but ice cream is irresistible, but a normal adult would consider nutritional balance.
If any good children read this article and think, 'Alright, I'm going to live on nothing but ice cream starting today!', please absolutely do not try this at home.
I intend to continue this 'single-point breakthrough' diet while glaring at the numbers on my health checkup results.