Beer Umbrella: The S-Juku I-Tan Attack Incident

On that day, while popular pro-wrestler A was out shopping, his rival wrestler T.J. Singh appeared before him.
Singh had an umbrella dangling from his hand, so A braced himself, expecting the usual weapon attack, but Singh opened the umbrella toward the blue sky.
Before A could even breathe a sigh of relief, Singh was suddenly holding a bottle of beer in his other hand, which he downed before swinging it at A.
The umbrella was an indirect weapon that released a bottle of beer when opened—a beer umbrella.
A dodged the attack and tried to counter, but Singh had been tossed a new umbrella by an accomplice.
It was a crowbar umbrella that revealed a crowbar when opened.
Even A could not have predicted this two-stage attack, and he was injured, bleeding from his forehead and arm.
Singh fled the scene, and although police officers who rushed over immediately pursued him, he was nowhere to be found.
That was only natural, as Singh himself was a being worthy of being called a human weapon. He had already returned inside an umbrella that produced wrestlers like him.
Inside a heel umbrella that his accomplice had folded up.

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I participated in the weekly Short Short note challenge with the theme "Beer Umbrella."