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[Continued: Everyone's Oogiri] "Nekomata Training School Arc II"

It is said that when a pet cat grows old, its tail splits in two and it becomes a yokai called a "Nekomata." However, it seems this is different from the "Bakeneko" found in ghost stories. In our cat community, it has become a trend to attend a training school to become a "wonderful Nekomata."

The instructor at the "Nekomata Training School" is Mr. Matakichi, who is rumored to be the closest thing to a Nekomata in this town. However, because he is busy, he cannot always stand at the podium. At those times, a substitute teacher takes over.

"Vega-sensei": Referenced "Nee, Piyo-chan" (Author: Takako Aonuma).


Vega-sensei: "Matakichi-sensei is busy accompanying Piyo-san, so he cannot come. Well, I understand human-world gags too, so don't worry."

Student cats: "Vega-sensei doesn't have an accent, nya. I wonder why, nyaa."

Vega-sensei: "Oh, is that so? I've been taken care of at the principal's house for a long time, so maybe 'standard Japanese' has rubbed off on me. Well, you all don't need to worry about it."

Student cats: "We aren't worried, nya. We were just worried that if the readers didn't know 'Nee, Piyo-chan,' they might find it strange, nya."

Vega-sensei: "Heh, you're quite thoughtful. Well then, I'll get to the main topic of 'Oogiri' now, as the readers might get bored if this goes on too long."

Student cats: "Yes, nya. We'll give a 'one-liner' while looking at rare shots of our fellow cats, nyan."

※Actually, my cat-speak won't hold up, so I'll get to the main topic here😅



"Captain! It's no use! Even with Gamera's propulsion, we can't lift the giant cat!"



"Keep your legs properly closed." "Manners instructor Miyako Hirabayashi shows no mercy even to cats, nya."



Even if you stare at me like that, you won't be reflected in my eyes. Because it's a photo (probably).



"Hey Jones. I want you to investigate the catnip tea too, meow." (Cat in Black)



Who said it, meow!? Who called me 'Fat God of Destruction Beerus'! I'll erase the whole planet, nyo!

*Reference video



If we equip a Nyanko engine, it'll easily surpass the 'Supercomputer Fugaku', nyo.



Thud

"Gya-meow! I told you not to get close when I'm doing a backflip!" "Ouch, gya-ya. It hit me right in the face, nyo."


[That is all, meow]


Teacher Vega: "Kyahaha! Everyone is so good and funny! I'm laughing so hard my stomach is twisting, nyo."

Student Nyankos: "Ah, she slipped up, meow!"

♪ Jan-jan


*This article is participating in the project 'Continued: Everyone's Oogiri' hosted by U-san 😃


*Also, this article is participating in the 'Kataribe' activity.



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