The New Common Sense for Busy Reiwa Reading! The [Read It For Me] System
Libraries! Do you know about libraries!
Libraries have so many books, countless books, and often you don't even know what you should be reading!! A new system has been developed to solve these troublesome problems, satisfying both your curation desires and your appetite for reading at the same time.
That is the online reading delegation system, the "Read It For Me" system.
「世にも危険な医療の世界史」
— かせいさん (@kasei_san) September 3, 2019
「お好み焼きの物語 執念の調査が解き明かす新戦前史」
「大航海時代の日本人奴隷 」
あたりを私の代わりに読んでおいていただけると助かりますー
Specs required for system implementation
・A library capable of online catalog searching (storage device)
・A person to read books for you (interface)
・Literacy and a sense of trust (OS)
What you gain from system implementation
・You can cover each other's areas of expertise
・A proxy reader with similar tastes will somehow break down the main points for you
・Since you use each other's free time to read, your actual reading time is zero.
・You get credit for reading the book without actually reading it
Because of this, I was able to read two books. And the requester also gets credit for reading these books.
代わりに読んでおいてシステム、めちゃくちゃよくない?
— お望月さん (@ubmzh) September 3, 2019
"Japanese Slaves in the Age of Discovery"
"The Story of Okonomiyaki"
System issues (needs improvement)
代わりに読んでおいてシステム、位相を把握してたら本人特定とか暗殺に活用できるのでイノベーションを感じるトリック。
— お望月さん (@ubmzh) September 3, 2019
・Carrying around hardcovers is tough
・Sometimes they don't actually have the books in the catalog
・Ethics
・Identifying the library you visit allows for personal identification
・If you plant a poisoned bookmark in a specified book, you could commit an assassination
・You might fall in love with someone trying to check out the same book
・By giving the same instructions to multiple people at once, you could lead them into a death game scenario likethe final trial of a ninja・If you specify a book that doesn't exist, you might never be able to leave the library
・If you search for a careless book title, a Greater Librarian might open a
hidden bookshelf doorand guide you into a randomly generated bookshelf labyrinth

To the future
It was a very fun experience, so it seems like a good idea to share reading lists or "read this for me" lists with members who have similar ethics. Thank you, Kasei-san.
But, there's no way a list of books you should read could be... so easily...
Oh my! Could this be!
Isn't this the very list for that! An "Evil List"!!
With that said, everyone, survive the reading apocalypse with your own "Evil List"!!
That is all.
#ReadingAgency #EvilList #BookReport #WhatIsThis
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