March is [Shirokuma Literature Club]

"March is"

Just as I was about to say that I could return in March

"There is no March"

The man said

"What do you mean, there isn't?"

I don't understand what he means

"I mean there is no March. After February comes April"

The man looks at me

"After February comes April?"

I just repeat the man's words

"And there is no August either"

The man says something even more incomprehensible

"..."

I couldn't say anything and stayed silent

"Since there is no August, after July comes September"

The man presses on

"I see"

I respond vaguely

"Anyway, on our planet Mijikei, there is no March or August. Do you understand?"

The man maintains his condescending attitude

Planet Mijikei, you say?

"I have no idea!"

I am returning to Earth in March.

This is a bar at the Galactic Union Station.

Seeking out various kinds of liquor,

aliens from various planets gather here.

I have participated in this project. Thank you for having me.