Lacking Romance [Amano Writing Club]

Husband: "I'm lacking romance."

Wife: "I can't believe those words are coming out of your mouth."

Husband: "I just tried rephrasing it."

Wife: "What are you trying to say?"

Husband: "In that case, how about this? I'm lacking peace of mind."

Wife: "You've been nothing but peaceful."

Husband: "Hmm, then I'm lacking heart."

Wife: "You lost at the horse races, didn't you?"

Husband: "If you put it another way, you could say that."

Wife: "In short, you want some pocket money, right?"

Husband: "To me, pocket money is romance, peace of mind, and heart all in one."

Wife: "I already gave you this month's allowance, so no."

Husband: "My wallet only has 20 yen of romance left in it. Please!"

Wife: "No way!"

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