[Chat] Struggling with the persona to use when writing comments

I usually organize and talk about my own investment and asset management philosophy, but I'm going to take a breather for once.

You all think of me as the perfect, ultimate broccoli, the reincarnation of the brightest star that will never appear again, right?
That's not wrong. I am the perfect ultimate form, Great Broccoli.

But even broccoli needs to take a breather sometimes.
Otherwise, I'll rot, for real.

I'll show you my true self. I'll become who I really am.

Well, here is a broccoli who will be blushing tomorrow because of this intro written at 2 AM.
Ignoring that intro, I want to write a happy-yet-embarrassing broccoli article where I spill my inner thoughts that nobody asked for, just because I want to write them.

It's the most physical, most primitive, and most creative article.

Now, I have a problem.
It's when I write comments on other creators' articles.

I am the investment mafia of the field. My articles are my turf.
I point my gun at my underlings. My heart is a loli.
Vegetables boiled with a cold gaze are just broccoli.

But hey. Try using this tone in your first comment on another creator's article.

That's just a deranged person.

So, when I'm commenting on other creators' articles, I'm set as the producer of Dis-Perch.

My producer is a perfectly normal human being. They are polite and a decent person with common sense.

So, if you all see another creator's article and think, 'Wow, this guy is using a tone of common sense'… that's the producer.

Think of them as my foster parent, Tadao Ikuta.
If someone is using a normal tone when replying to comments on my articles, that's also the producer.

I just really wanted to say this.
I feel relieved.

...
However, this article feels like it was written in the middle of the night.
I'll probably regret it in a few days, but my heart is a loli. My hands are ripper cyclones.

If you think this article is 'interesting,' please support me with a like or follow.
In my magazine, I introduce the 'Broccoli-style Asset Formation' practiced by Dis-Perch, clearly using real experiences and numbers.
Let's grow the Broccoli family together and expand our field of assets 🥦
(I'm doing this part seriously 🥦)