Self-introduction in the style of 'Be Not Defeated by the Rain'

I hold an umbrella against the rain,
I brace myself against the wind,
I feel like I might lose to the snow and the summer heat,
I wish I had a sturdy body,
I have desires for money,
I am short-tempered,
And I am always laughing loudly.

I eat a banana once a day,
And have a little miso soup and side dishes,
In all things,
I think of myself first,
I look and listen well,
But I forget things.

I live in a residential area,
I watch dramas on a big TV,
But I live in a small house.
If there is a sick child in the east,
I think, 'Get well soon,'
If there is a tired mother in the west,
I say, 'I'm sorry, I can't help you,'
If there is someone dying in the south,
If I don't know them, I cannot go,
If there is a fight or lawsuit in the north,
I run away because I'm afraid of getting involved,

When it's a drought, I turn on the air conditioner,
In a cold summer, I rejoice that it is cool,
Everyone calls me a strange guy,
I am happy when I am praised,
I want to go on just as I am,
Thinking of such things,
I want to spend my time peacefully.

Be not defeated by the rain,
Be not defeated by the wind,
Be not defeated by the snow or the summer heat,
Have a sturdy body,
Have no desire,
Never get angry,
Always be smiling quietly.

Eat four go of brown rice a day,
With miso and a few vegetables,
In all things,
Without counting yourself,
Look and listen well, understand,
And do not forget,

In the shade of the pine forest in the field,
Living in a small thatched hut,
If there is a sick child in the east,
Go and nurse them,
If there is a tired mother in the west,
Go and carry her bundles of rice,
If there is someone dying in the south,
Go and say, 'You don't need to be afraid,'
If there is a fight or lawsuit in the north,
Go and say, 'It's pointless, stop it,'

When there is a drought, shed tears,
In a cold summer, walk about in dismay,
Called a blockhead by everyone,
Neither praised,
Nor a burden,
Such a person,
I want to become.