[1st] "I haven't, but I have" Championship!! I also made a magazine

Hello. I am Nai-Kedoaru, the organizer of the 1st "I haven't, but I have" Championship.

I haven't read "Tristram Shandy," but I have read "I Am a Cat."

This championship is a project where everyone can record, look back on, savor, and use for future life planning their own experiences, memories, delusions, etc., regarding the "haven't/have" dichotomy in their lives.

The content is free.

・I don't dislike shrimp, but I have an allergic reaction

・I haven't really watched "The Dark Knight" properly, but I like "Joker" and have seen it

・I haven't written haiku, but I have applied to the Salaryman Senryu contest (because I don't really understand seasonal words)

・I haven't been arrested, but I have been called to the principal's office and scolded

・I haven't been to a Chiharu Matsuyama concert, but I have a feeling that I quite like his songs

and so on.

Although I don't really recommend it, crude jokes like "It's not in the butt, but I have it in the mouth" are also fine.

☆How to participate☆

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I look forward to your participation.

I made a magazine

I don't have a magazine yet, but I have the desire to make one from now on.

Thank you for your support.

#Haven'tButHaveChampionship