[Married Couple Comedy] Getting a Goshuin at Suizenji Park Edition

🎭 Married Couple Comedy: Getting a Goshuin at Suizenji Park Edition

(Stage: Entrance of Suizenji Park. The wife looks satisfied holding a Goshuin.)

Wife
Look! I got the Goshuin from Suizenji Park. That's the third one today.

Husband
That's amazing.
You complained about the hill, complained about the road closure, complained about McDonald's, complained about the size... You overcame all of that and still managed to get the Goshuin for sure.

Wife
Goshuin are a separate stomach, you know.

Husband
Don't call it a separate stomach.
You said the same thing about the fries earlier, didn't you?

Wife
Fries and Goshuin are different genres.
The power of oil and the power of the gods can coexist.

Husband
That combination has been supporting you all day today, hasn't it?

Wife
That's right.
Even if I complain about the hill, complain about the road closure, or can't customize the Chicken Tatsuta (Gundam version), getting a Goshuin makes it all worth it.

Husband
The Goshuin is being treated like an all-purpose item...

Wife
But you know, the Goshuin from Suizenji Park is special.
It makes me think, 'I'm glad I came'.

Husband
Well, that's good.
So, to summarize today:
'90% complaints, 10% Goshuin, 100% satisfaction'.

Wife
You think you're being clever, don't you?
But you're right!