Literary Tea Kettle

A pitch-black tea kettle emitting pure white steam.
It must be about time for the water to boil.
I renovated my room into a tea room for this very day and even bought a tea kettle that cost tens of thousands of yen.
My meager savings are now down to zero, but if it enriches my future life as a novelist, it's a small price to pay.
It is said that if you whisk and drink tea made with water boiled in this kettle, your linguistic expression will improve significantly.
I grab the lid of the tea kettle to check if the water is boiling.
"Ouch!!!"
Well, obviously it would be hot if I touched the lid with my bare hands.
Don't panic... me.
I grab the lid with a handkerchief I had nearby and open it slowly.
Alright, the water is boiling.
I immediately whisk the tea and drink it all up.
"It feels like I'm running through a lush green meadow, bathed in the warm light of the sun and a gentle breeze!"
Amazing! My linguistic expression has improved!
Alright! With this momentum, I'll write tons of novels, enter contests, and win all the awards!
I tried to run my pen across the paper, but it wouldn't move.
The improvement in linguistic expression only applied to my speech.

I participated in Tarahakani-san's project.
Details can be found in the article below.