Old Man Chest

A local variety store that sells items that are a bit too unique.
There are many gal customers today, and I came here specifically targeting this day.
That is because an 'Old Man Fair' is currently being held.
Old man goods are lined up in a row, such as chopstick rests with pictures of old men with their mouths open, and old man eye masks with tired-looking eyes.
Among them, there was one old man item that stood out in particular.
A chest with an old man's face drawn on it.
The eyes, nose, and mouth parts are drawers.
It seems that there are ears on both ends of the chest, and you can hang bags on them.
'Eww, this is so gross.'
'But it's kind of cute, like, with the eyes stretching out and the mouth stretching out.'
'If you hang a bag on the ears, it's like an earring and it's stylish!'
The gals are touching the old man chest all over.
If it's this, I might be able to pull it off.
……I definitely don't mean that in a lewd way, okay?
After catching my breath, I call out to the gals.
'Hey girls, why don't you chat with an old man for a bit?'
'No thanks to a real-life old man!'
'Go away!'
I couldn't pull out the drawers of the gals' hearts.

I participated in Tarahakani-san's project.
Details are in the article below.