Life is a Series of Laundry | Weekly Short-Short Note

I have developed a new washing machine.
This washing machine is obsessively focused on "white."

Yes.

For a washing machine, "white" is everything.
When you throw a crime suspect into this machine...

"I did it."

When a wife who suspects her husband of cheating throws him in...

"I did it in the multi-purpose restroom."

When I throw in a friend who claims to work for a major corporation...

"I'm a NEET."

When I throw in a friend who calls me their "best friend"...

"I wish this guy would just die."

Just to test it, I, the developer, will get in.

"I licked the recorder belonging to Tahara-san from Class 3-2."

This washing machine exposes every stain, impurity, lie, and sin, bringing everything into the light of day.

So far, only about two units have sold.

It's not selling at all...

I'm quitting, I'm quitting.

I'll wipe the slate clean.

(End)

I am participating in Tarahakani-san's project, "Weekly Short-Short Note."
This week's theme was "Life is a Series of Laundry."

Everyone carries around one or two things they can't tell others—this, that, the other thing, and whatever else...

Please check this out as well.