How to divide the prime number 467, no matter what
A certain Noter told me that 467 (Shirona) is a prime number.
Huh. 467 is a relatively large number, yet it can't be divided by any other number?
Shirona's mental conversion:
“467 is a prime number”
→ “467 cannot be divided by any number”
→→→→ “Shirona is a woman who cannot be divided”
Oh come on, I want to get things straight.
Today, I'm going to properly divide Shirona.
When I consulted Gemini, it admonished me, saying “It's impossible because it's a prime number”, but I won't give up.
I will gather experts from various fields to divide it.
1. Izakaya Edition
How to divide Shirona at an izakaya.
This is easy. Soda split.
One shot with strong carbonation! It's delicious!
Result:
It divided surprisingly quickly. It seems Shirona isn't good with alcohol and carbonation.
2. Police Edition
I slam my hand on the desk in the interrogation room and shove Shirona's favorite food, a seafood bowl, in front of her.
“Hey Shirona... why don't you just spill the beans already! You said you were going on a diet for your health checkup, but you ate Kappa Ebisen last night, didn't you!”
Result:
It seems she won't spill the beans easily. Failure. To be continued.
3. Quantum Mechanics Edition
Before you observe Shirona, the state of “being on a diet” and “eating Kappa Ebisen” exist simultaneously in superposition.
When you observe Shirona, her state is determined. Go ahead and take a peek.
Result:
If observed, of course she's on a diet. This isn't quantum mechanics.
I feel like I'm going to get scolded by the original “Schrödinger's cat”. Rejected.
4. Space Theory Edition
To everyone who is already about to say “What is this story even about today...?”, I've called in an expert on the subject, so please wait a moment.
From here on, we're going to jump out into space.
There is an actual celestial body named “Sirona” between Mars and Jupiter.
Asteroid number 116, “Sirona”.
Since it is 72 km in diameter, it is tiny compared to Earth.
I asked Gemini how to physically break this real asteroid.
It seems that 700,000 hydrogen bombs would shatter the asteroid Sirona into pieces.
700,000 hydrogen bombs is said to be 10% of the impact energy of the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Meteorites are amazing. Compared to the coincidences of the universe, human science and technology are tiny.
Now, if you strike the center of the asteroid Sirona with the energy of a meteorite, Sirona will fall apart and split into multiple fragments.
Those fragments will orbit the sun together as the 'Sirona family' of asteroids.
5. Theology Section
Finally, I called upon God.
The goddess 'Sirona' in Celtic mythology is the goddess who presides over snakes and eggs.
In mythology, the act of breaking an egg signifies the beginning of the world (the Big Bang).
When Sirona's egg breaks, the old world completely disappears, but a new world emerges from between the broken shells.
This signifies the collapse and reorganization of the world order. (From Gemini)
Phew. Once you break Sirona 467, a new world comes into view. All's well that ends well.
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