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Oops! Senryu! Has everyone done it yet?

Messing up, not messing up enough, a setup for a mess
The three-stage conjugation of the 'Oops!' Senryu

I am enjoying everyone's many mishaps all by myself.
Because.

After all, you are all showing me even more wonderful mishaps than I have!


Now! Then I will also present my second installment.

This time it is.

🙎‍♀️The 'I messed up all by myself' edition.


Listening to music, didn't notice the train going the opposite way
I notice after going about three stations.

I just hop on the train that comes, get swayed, swayed and swayed...
'Oh no, I did it again'

Forgot my security card and got locked out
Someone open the door!

You need a security card to enter the office, but you don't need one to leave, so if you rush out, you end up... unable to get back in.

That road, go straight on the 256
Could that be the 246?

When our office was in Shibuya, I was on the phone guiding a client to our building and tried to sound a bit cool by saying, 'Please come straight down National Route 256,' and the person replied, 'So close!'

With Google Maps in hand, I start getting lost
Couldn't make it to my daughter's high school.

When my daughter was in high school. When I tried to go to the school I should have been used to going to many times.
For some reason, I got lost.
There was a police officer there, so I asked, and they said, "Wouldn't your smartphone know better?"...

Offered a seat, though nothing is wrong
Are you okay?

There's nothing wrong, but I often get offered seats (-人-) Thank you.

At the ticket gate, holding up my company card
I'm sorry for stopping the flow of commuters.

When I'm zoning out, I end up holding up my company ID card instead of my PASMO.
The gate closes suddenly with a beep, and I'm the one stopping the flow of people behind me (-人-) I'm sorry.


King Gnu, misread 'Hakujitsu' as 'Mejiro'
That's why I say I see characters visually.


Please don't hate me. Really.


Now, it's your turn!

Who will get the 'Oops! Big Mistake' prize? ❣️

The Oops! Senryu contest ends on Wednesday the 21st!


This is the project where you can talk about a poem or verse inspired by your favorite song.

What! It's only until today!
There are only 3 hours left.


Please hurry!


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