To everyone, 'Thank you❣' I laughed so muchヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ

I made postcard-sized certificates.
It is limited to one per person.
Please feel free to take one if you'd like (o*。_。)o bow

Caused a bald spot from the habit of pulling my bangs

My pet cat gets cornered and starts growling

Heartbroken, the seventeen-year-old does not return

Heard a sound at the window, looked and saw a paper wasp nest

I jumped up and tumbled down into the audience seats

The plastic wrap was shorter than the plate

After simmering for 20 minutes, black smoke

Calling it a Senryu project, but it's actually Dodoitsu!

The total amount is closing in on my balance

Hit my foot on the ramp and got a red bruise

Burned the pot while reading a recipe book

Being timid is a preventive measure for near-misses

If I collected all my oops moments, I could write a book

Phone rings while meeting another woman

R-rated things I can't post

I can sleep on days I don't need a lunch box... 😪
WaitNo😱! It's a workday!!

Wait a minute, what day is it today, what am I supposed to do?

Purely driftingfloating on the water's surface at mealtimelunchtime

Before I knew it, the mountain path became a game trail

Diluting soup that was meant to be used undiluted

Mistaking the weekday schedule for the timetable

I tried adding it just to see, but it tasted awful

Unplugging the vacuum without turning off the switch

Unplugging the washing machine, it falls behind

Which one is it? A bread clip for the power cord

Where is the extension cord? Under the bed

Charger plug shifted, not charging

Forgot to plug in the toaster, a sad 'ding'

Thanks for the many faces of the power outlet

Thought I bought tsukemen, but it was ramen

The thickness of the extra noodles is within the margin of error

If you want sesame sauce, use this mortar

High prices, but the bulk strawberries are still safe

Refraining from running in new mules

My cooling sheet tore before the rainy season

Standing up on the bike, I fell and lost my memory

Peyoung spilled while I was draining the water

I dropped the plate of large-serving ice cream

I shouted 'Ebikko!' when ordering flying fish roe

I only had sticky rice left because I ran out of regular rice

Missed the icon and pressed the like button three times

Forgot the milk, couldn't make the gratin...

Unconsciously cracked an egg into the sink...

Jumped at the 100-yen sale for Choco Monaka

Wait a second, the freezer is packed full!

Is it cracked? The sewer is completely visible

Oh no! I completely forgot the reservation date

Forgot to buy mayonnaise for the third time

Missed the bus, left my wallet in the room

Sent a text to the wrong person, a beautiful lady

Went to the wrong Aeon Mall for dinner

I cooked the rice without washing it, I'm sorry

My precious "delicious milk🥛" turned into yogurt!

Almost fell off the stepladder and my luggage went tumbling

I threw the binder into the cardboard box

Fell asleep on the last train, missed my stop, can't get home

The day I went to work but wasn't on the shift

Didn't tap my Suica, tried to stuff it into the ticket slot

On the phone, can't ask them to repeat it again

Stared at by the cat, off to buy cat food

Took off my cardigan and noticed the hair on my arms

Turning on the stove, then forgetting the pot or kettle

Frozen food, left out on a summer afternoon

Completely forgot the school lunch money, then the notice arrives

The shop I went shopping for had gone out of business

Mistook the tournament host and ended up in Ryugu

Pine-san? No, no, that's a pineapple

Swept away, no one to help, floating down the stream

It's summer, so for no reason, I'm chilling in the fridge

Getting carried away, my own finger meets the slicer

Socially speaking, since when was my fly wide open?

Where did they go? Panicking, with glasses on my face

Even my love was left behind in the lunch box

How many kilometers per liter does this car get again?

Wrong amount of water, the rice smells burnt

I discovered a real-life movie thief

Waking up to walls creaking on an empty floor

Alone in my room, Google suddenly starts talking

Beep-boop-bloop, please, hang in there a little longer

A canned beer on the table, no memory of the morning

No wallet, nothing I can do on the bus

Did the laundry with gusto, but no space to hang it

Laundry is done, and flowers of tissue bloom

Woke up at the pub hugging the toilet bowl

Gas alarm goes off from steam, how chilling

Booking error?! The rice cooker was empty

Oh no! That's for a different project!

Overslept and definitely late, what a bummer

Why did the eggs freeze in the fridge?

20s: Heading home with pumps in both hands, still drinking! 30s: Still drinking? Mom friends laugh, still drinking! 40s: Lots of typos in my drinking posts too, still drinking!

Watching umbrellas open one after another while waiting out the rain

Boiling red beans and throwing away the liquid on top

Going for a walk, forgetting the bag, the shovel, and the dog

Meant to signal a turn, but turned on the wipers instead

Roof tiles flying, the storm just keeps on going

Lunch break when the teacher tells ghost stories

A hair's breadth away from a domino effect in the bicycle parking lot

When I noticed, a cat was there, oh watch out

I forgot! I left the pot on the stove

Started talking to someone, but it was a stranger

Answered the phone, said 'Please hold,' and hung up

Dashing across campus! My credits are hanging by a thread!

I quit! Oh, fine by me. When are you leaving?

Occupied! We both panicked and slammed the door shut

Forgot to hang out the laundry I washed in the machine

Forgot to turn on the dishwasher

Forgot to set the timer on the rice cooker

'Ha' is 'wa' haha, 'wo' is 'o', 'fu' is counted as 'fuu fuu'

It's sunny, so 'Why this song?' Ah, it's Monday!

'Coupe' doesn't even make sense to the police officer

'Looks delicious,' I thought, then saw the brand was DoggyMan

Microwaved breakfast, forgot it, noticed at night

Flushed it all away, then realized today was the urine test day

Dashed onto the train, only to find it's out of service

Dashed onto the vehicle, only to find it's a vacuum truck

Arrived at Narita, checked the ticket, it's from Haneda

Arrived at Narita, checked the ticket, it's for Toshimaen

Thinking of who they are while saying hello

Looking for my keys while they're in the lock

A cockroach appears! I panic and spray myself instead

Took my own book to the library on the return date

Using the AC remote, but the TV won't turn off

Scissors and bandages, nowhere to be found when needed

Made the train, deadline cold sweat, oh my

Fell asleep, forgot the alarm, total panic

Driving along, realized I'm at the destination

Said 'I'm home' and opened the door to cool AC

Busy, busy, complaining to my boss and seniors

Announcement, rushed off the train, changed platforms

My bag covered in soup from my bento

Got home, lights wouldn't turn on, off to the convenience store

I'm making kakuni, I had my heart broken, it was a typo.

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