Transforming Porcelain

A soba shop's delivery, when prompted, is said to be a way to buy time by giving the other party hope by saying 'it just left,' but the person being told usually doesn't take it at face value, feeling disappointed that they are probably just starting to boil the noodles now or that the ingredients weren't ready. No, no, it's bad to suspect people that much. If they say it left, it probably did, but there is a possibility that the delivery person is caught in an accident or traffic jam. Wait, could that soba shop be using porcelain for their bowls? Surely it isn't the transforming porcelain I saw on the news last night? I wouldn't forgive the porcelain if it were eating the soba; I must confirm. It says I cannot take calls while they are out for delivery, but it can't be helped.
'Hello, is it still not here? Oh, wait, that's not it, by any chance, is that porcelain...'
'Hello, this is porcelain replying.'

So, if anyone was predicting 'I will arrive at the porcelain,' I'm sorry?

This story is not unrelated to my situation. The parts I ordered haven't arrived. When I sent an email, they said they had already left. Leaving the water leak aside, should I order some soba?

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So mail delivery can be delayed? Does Amazo◯ send things via regular mail?

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