Talking Pictures

Just recently, a camera was released with a feature that makes images talk when you take a photo, and I ended up buying one myself. You know, that thing they show on TV programs. But, well... it seems like there's a bug or something, and it says things it shouldn't.

When I take a picture of rain, it says
“Your laundry will get wet,”
and when I take a picture of a friend, it says
“I recommend plastic surgery.”
I'm seriously going to lose my friends.

I kept using it anyway, but when I took a selfie, it said
“Please lose weight, you're going to get lifestyle-related diseases.”
That's when I decided this thing is hopeless.

I guess you really shouldn't buy cameras at second-hand shops; I'm going to go sell this camera off.
And then I'm going to head to Donki and buy a new one. Yeah, I'm hanging up now, Mom. See ya.

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Man, this is the third piece I've written since I started finding short-shorts every week, and the pressure of 410 characters is no joke. But it's fun, which is the tricky part. I'm looking forward to the next prompt.