It's spring, so I tried writing a self-introduction card.
Yasu-san, a professional writer, Yasu-san, wrote a self-introduction card with all his heart.
I try to recall distant memories of whether or not I ever had something like a self-introduction card.
Those memories from the far reaches of the past have become cosmic dust, and with my eyesight of less than 0.1, they are impossible to see. Therefore, I simply gave up on trying to remember them at all.
I personally liked the self-introduction card Yasu-san wrote for his son, but he said it was rejected. That's a shame.
I was tickled by the 'future dream' in Yasu-san's self-introduction, so to promote the practice of self-introduction cards, I think I'll write one too. It is spring, after all.
Self-Introduction Card
Nickname I want to be called | Leon-chin
Special skill | Typos and omissions
Favorite celebrity | Kazuya Kamenashi
Favorite historical figure | Confucius
Favorite animal | My dog
Favorite food | Fizzy alcoholic beverages
Favorite subject | School lunch
Person I respect | Coji-Coji
Favorite book | ONE PIECE
My third place | The riverbank
Hobbies | Drinking fizzy alcoholic beverages
Strengths | Can publish a note without shame even with typos
Weaknesses | Regretting publishing a self-satisfied note without typos
Things I'm bad at | Being reserved
Things I'm good at | Daydreaming
Places I want to go | Beyond my daydreams
Future dream | Hermit
How I spend my days off | Cultivating my energy, and drinking alcohol.
Motto | Ambiguous and fuzzy
A word to everyone | Thank you so much for visiting this remote corner of Note.
It was fun to write, but I thought that if I took this into the real world and used it to introduce myself, no one would want to be my friend.
That said, it doesn't seem like it would be a hit in the town of Note either.
A self-introduction is the hook, so I think it's extremely important. However, I also think that you can't really know a person through superficial things alone.
Thinking about that, I also started to feel that the more wholehearted the self-introduction is, the more one's inner self is exposed.
This means that a self-introduction card might be enough to convey one's character.
If there is someone who can capture someone's heart with just a single self-introduction, that person must be cut out to be a cult leader, a politician, or a con artist.
Changing the subject, since I've come this far, I'll write down the thoughts I put into the items on my self-introduction card.
Only those who have become interested in Leon Saruogi through this self-introduction card should proceed. If you feel you've understood enough from just one word, you might get heartburn from reading further, so I would be happy if you would quietly press 'Like' and close the page.
Self-Introduction Card Commentary
Nickname I want to be called | Leon-chin
Please make a typo with the 'sa' and 'chi'. It's cute, and I'm happy when my name is called. Even a monkey will climb a tree if flattered.
Special skill | Typos and omissions
Typos and omissions are part of the charm. By making typos, my daydreams trip off in unexpected directions. Five o'clock is justice, and it's time to go home.
Favorite celebrity | Kazuya Kamenashi
Kazuya Kamenashi is the best. If you have time, please watch his YouTube channel. It's a YouTube channel that shows his good character. Even if you ask me what I like about him, I can't answer. Anyway, it just hits my preferences.
Favorite historical figure | Confucius
Confucius is the best. I've always wanted to be friends with Confucius. I'd love to say the Analects is my favorite book, but I've only read it from start to finish twice in my life. I hope to accumulate virtue in this life so I can meet Confucius after I die.
Favorite animal | My dog
I love my dog, a Maltese and Toy Poodle mix, more than any other animal. However, I like humans too. If I have to limit it to non-humans, my dog is number one. Regardless, she's just so cute. Fluffiness is justice.
Favorite food | Fizzy alcoholic beverages
I can't hear your opinion that those are drinks, not food. Regarding this question, I make it a point to give the same answer in any situation. If you ask me what my favorite drink is, I can tell you my favorite food.
Favorite subject | School lunch
I love to eat. I chose school lunch because I thought it would be funny. If I were to answer seriously, it would be art or music. I love karaoke and drawing. Japanese is my weakest subject. What is the author's intent? Can you boil it, grill it, and eat it?
Person I respect | Kojikoji
I love Kojikoji. I'm sure there are other people I respect, but since someone borrowed my Kojikoji manga and never returned it, I've become obsessed with it. I can't shake the doubt of whether Kojikoji is even a person. Rather than waiting for the manga to return, I want to buy a new Kojikoji and confirm whether Kojikoji is a person or not.
Favorite book | ONE PIECE
I am with Jump. I love Dragon Ball, YuYu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, and Naruto, but ONE PIECE is in a league of its own. When ONE PIECE reaches its final chapter, I will be happy, but I will definitely cry as well.
My third place | The riverbank
I love walking. I love walking along the river. I don't just stand around on the riverbank. I walk along the riverbank with a canned beer in my hand. That is my another sky.
Hobbies | Drinking fizzy alcoholic beverages
No explanation needed.
Strengths | Can publish notes without shame even with typos
I don't even know why I made this a strength.
Weaknesses | Publishing self-satisfied notes without typos and then regretting it
I want to stop regretting things after I publish them. I don't realize whether I'll regret it until I've already published it. I'm such a fool.
Things I'm bad at | Being reserved
I intend to be reserved, but I'm not actually being reserved.
Going my own way. Def Tech sound...
Things I'm good at | Delusions
Hehehe...
Places I want to visit | Beyond the delusions
#What are you talking about
Future dream | Hermit
I'm not going to be a turtle hermit, or a crane hermit, I'm going to be a monkey hermit! That's me!
How I spend my days off | Cultivating my 'ki', and drinking sake.
If you want to know how to cultivate 'ki', please DM me. I can't answer that.
If you want to drink sake with me, please DM me. You can become my sponsor.
Motto | Vague and fuzzy
My motto when I was young was 'rounding off'.
As I've gotten older, my motto has become 'vague and fuzzy'.
Everything is better when it's blurry and has no boundaries.
A word to everyone | Thank you so much for coming all the way to this remote corner of note.
Every day, whenever I see your likes and comments, I'm filled with gratitude, thinking, 'You went all the way to a place like this!' I feel like folding a thousand-yen bill into quarters, wrapping it in a tissue, and saying, 'Go buy some cream.'
When I was a kid, whenever I went to the countryside, I was told to 'go buy some cream' and given money. Apparently, 'cream' meant ice cream.
Everyone, what kind of ice cream do you like?
So, I wrote this self-introduction influenced by Guru Yasu, but yesterday I read Yoyo-san's article and I was surprised.
The title, isn't it almost the same?
Yoyo-san, we really think alike! I thought about writing something like, 'Maybe if our weights are about the same, our thoughts are the same too ♡,' but when I calmed down, I felt like I might get yelled at by Yoyo fans.
'Hey, don't copy articles just to get closer to Yoyo-san,' they'd say.
So, I'll expose the title of my draft.
See! Don't we think exactly alike? This was before Yoyo-san updated, right? Look at the draft timestamp!
It's kind of nice that we're thinking the same thing!
Heart-throb ♡
So, it's spring, let's all do self-introductions.