I am living my 8th life #DraftRecyclingFactory

I am writing this note without Mom knowing.
I am the third son of the Honda family. I am 2 years old.
Nice to meet you.

Actually, this is my 8th time being a human.

My oldest brother and my middle brother seem to be doing this human thing for the first time.

My oldest brother was a penguin in his past life. He seems to have been so frustrated that he couldn't fly in the sky that now that he's a human, he's researching birds.

My middle brother was a tuna in his past life. He still has remnants of that, and sometimes he screams, 'If I don't keep moving, I'll die!' He hasn't quite gotten over being a tuna yet.

Since they were a penguin and a tuna in their past lives, they seem to have some bad blood, and they fight every time they see each other. Even though they're both humans now.

Even I sometimes accidentally forget that I'm only 2 years old.

At first, I said 'I want a snack' like a 2-year-old, but since Mom said 'No,' I accidentally
replied, 'I thought you'd say no, I just said it for the sake of it,' or something like that.

The look of surprise on Mom's face at that moment!
Oh, I thought, 'Oops, I'm 2 years old,' so I lifted my shirt and covered it up by saying, 'Belly pat-pat.'

Mom is so simple that she was completely fooled, saying, 'So cuuute! Belly pat-pat!' and was obsessed with my tummy.

(Wait? Is this something I shouldn't say? What kind of image does my mom have in this note?)

I can't tell you the details of why I ended up being a human 8 times, as that's a secret between me and God.

When you're on your 8th round of being human, a lot of things have changed. The Earth has become quite hot.

I was surprised that the date the Kamakura Shogunate was established has changed, too. That happened when I was on my, let's see, 4th life? So, in reality, it's still different. Well, it's not my place to say that, though.

Oh, by the way, there are a few other people on this note who are also on their 8th life, just like me. See, that person X X is also on their 8th life. They seem strangely philosophical, don't they? That person and I are from the same batch.

And that person too. Once you reach your 8th life, you know, earning money... (God said I shouldn't say that).

I appeared because I wanted to thank everyone.
Since starting this thing called note, Mom has been very happy. Although sometimes she gets so absorbed that she burns the salmon or forgets the laundry.

Like yesterday, when we were going to nursery school, Mom was looking at the sky and laughing the whole time. It was a little scary.

So, thank you to everyone who always plays with Mom!!
If Mom is laughing, I am happy too.

Well then, please keep this note a secret from Mom. It seems like she's trying hard to build a character or something.

(Though for people like us who are on our 8th life, Mom's true self is already obvious, isn't it?)

The end

Thank you for reading!
Taken from MitakaDai's "I am living my 8th life".

My third son is so mature that it's almost scary, so he has probably lived as a human several times.

My guess is that MitakaDai has lived more than 8 lives. I was convinced after reading a certain article yesterday. Come to think of it, there are others who don't seem to be living their first life as a human. Could it be that you are too...?