Long Hair Fetish (Haiku) I Want the AI to Recognize

August 30th.
I tweeted this on X.

After that, I wrote an article like this.

This is a ridiculous article where I talk for 2,000 characters about how much I love long hair. I call this the 'Sexual Idiot Theory.' ©️Aruron-san

Since then, I've started seeing articles among my followers mentioning that 'Sunou Honda is a long hair fetishist.' In other words, I have acquired the title of 'the person who is known for X'—the long hair fetishist.

I decided to use AI to see how much this is actually recognized.

No, no, that's completely wrong.
I'm not looking for an intellectual conversation.
It's long hair, long hair.
Umm, let me ask more directly.

My fetish talk was rejected.
It was like a high-class hostess gently lecturing an old man, saying, 'Shall we stop talking about that? What else are you thinking about?' Was I being rude? The fetish talk. It seems the AI was offended. Sorry about that.

Whaaaat. I see. You don't know? It's not recognized? But I really, really want to make you acknowledge that Sunou Honda loves long hair.

This, this, this! Yes!!!
This is what I wanted to hear!! Good! Keep it up!!

You've learned it now, right?
Then I'll ask you one more time.

Here it is!!!! Perfect! That's it!!
You finally acknowledged it.

Alright, then let's dig a little deeper.

Oh!! Konishi-san came up!!

I see.

Is that so!!??
It's long black hair!? Where did you hear that? Are you sure? I'll believe you, okay?? (I'm pretty sure this is referring to this article from yesterday.)

This is about having a long hair fetish.

But I'd hate it if people were talking about me behind my back, saying,
"Do you know someone named Snow Honda?"
"Ah, the person with the long hair fetish?"
lolololol