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Atmospheric Pressure Giant Swing (Help me~)

Hello everyone.
I'm Kazuma, a legally unemployed person.

The atmospheric pressure is
putting me in a
giant swing.


"What on earth is a giant swing?"

→ It's a pro-wrestling move where
you grab the opponent's body
and spin them around horizontally.

In short,
right now,
I am being thoroughly tossed around by the atmospheric pressure.

If asked to state what I did today,
I couldn't say clearly.
I was warming myself by the stove.

My sheet of medication was just finishing,
and I thought, "Ah... it's like a bingo,"
as I stared at the empty houses of the pills.

Thinking, "This is no good," in the evening,
I followed my mother as she went out to shop,
and we went to the shopping mall in front of the station.

While my mother was buying supplements and
ingredients for dinner,
I, under the guise of "refreshing myself,"
sipped a cafe latte at the McDonald's in the mall.

A weekday evening at McDonald's, full of high school students.


It was practically a high school.

Everywhere I looked, there were reference books.

How many tens of thousands of printed characters were in this space?

And the chatter.

Like a dragon ascending to heaven,
tremendous, lively conversations
were intersecting all over the place.

A weekday shopping mall,
it is
an unexplored region where only people with social titles
can walk.

It was too early for me.
Or perhaps it was too late.




…………….


Should I file a lawsuit against atmospheric pressure?


That's that.

No,

“Zutata zutata zutata♪”

or,

“This is no good”


I suppose.

I was tossing and turning in agony.
The cafe latte was delicious.
That's enough.


In the first place, being sensitive to atmospheric pressure is just a brain error,
so for now,
I won't cause a scene.
No need to worry.


While listening to “Quiz with No Correct Answer” (TV Tokyo) in the car on the way home,
I was thinking things like,
“Yamazoe-san (Aiseki Start) has a sexy way of speaking.”

I think that anyone who can contemplate sexiness,
can hold on one way or another.

I mean,

Humans, just...

Just living things,


I won't let atmospheric pressure get the better of me.


Don't underestimate mammals.

Don't underestimate the eldest son of the eldest son.

I will live.

That's all from Kazuma, the legal unemployed person.

If you read this article and thought,
"Oh my,"
please give it a "Like" (straight to the point).


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