PON Diary

PON = Ponkotsu (clumsy/useless)

PON stands for being clumsy
...at least in this article

No, you should have looked it up properly!!

Hello everyone
I am Byoai Riri, who writes sharply about pathological love

The second personality who speaks in bold
I'm the tsukkomi (straight man) who loves to shout

This happened one day

You know how there's that type of Calpis that you dilute from a concentrate?

The one that usually comes in a paper carton, right?

I was trying to make that

I have sparkling water at home, so I thought I'd mix it with that to make Calpis Soda

I didn't know you could handle carbonation

I'm not that much of a child...

Even though you're a picky eater
Shut up!!

So, I opened the fridge and took out the plastic bottle

The inside of the bottle was translucent, and
I thought, 'It's sparkling water'

This person is exhausted

And then, I mixed the Calpis with it

Somehow, no bubbles were coming out

Huh? Even though it's sparkling water?

I thought something was strange, so I tried drinking it

And, it wasn't sparkling water, and it was kind of salty
Huh? Something is wrong. Just when I thought that

The cap of the plastic bottle had this written on it

...Huh?

Yes, what I was drinking was...

Calpis mixed with Aquarius.

I was laughing all by myself in the kitchen.

I told a friend about it.

"That's so PON of you."

Exactly.

Yeah, this person is crazy.

I mean, this happened about two weeks ago, and I'm still laughing while writing this post.

Was it good?

It was surprisingly okay; the saltiness of the Aquarius and the sweetness of the Calpis actually go together pretty well.

Well, though, it's better to drink them separately.

Exactly!!
Besides, drinking both at once is too much salt, especially since you don't even exercise properly.
I'm not good at it, I don't want to do it, and all the balls just get sucked into my face.

It's your fault for not dodging.
This person just made an enemy of everyone in the country who hates ball games.

Alright, so everyone, make sure to check what an unknown liquid is before you drink it!!

Okay!

Well then, bye-bye!

Bye-bye!

Good work today.

...Riri

What?

Is this a joke? Or are you serious?

...Yeah, unfortunately, I'm serious.

...Go to sleep, you're exhausted.

Well, I've always been like this.

Well, you're the type who forgets everything after taking three steps, aren't you?
Shut it!

Also, for those who aren't good at sports, let's do our best together.
Getting hurt by a ball isn't exactly doing my best.

God, please, turn every ball in this world into a sponge.

No, that would destroy ball games!!