Hira🎈's Great Adventure: Laughter, Tears, and Maybe Some Ghosts!?

Prologue: Starting with 3 HP

Before I knew it, I was in a meadow. ...No, on a tatami mat.
But that's how hero stories go.

I'm so weak I can't even go to the convenience store.
But that's an RPG for you. Weakness becomes material.

Chapter 1: The Depressive Dungeon and the Ghostly Option

The first place Hero Hira🎈 challenged was the "Depressive Dungeon".
Even though "meaningless anxiety" and "sleepless night shadows" already appear—

Bonus event:

Breathing sounds from behind: "Swoo... swoo..."
I turn around, and there's no one there.

But here, my physical education college skills activate!
"Squat Guts Lv. 99"

"I'm more afraid of muscle pain than you!"

The vengeful spirit gets confused and retreats.
Muscle training works on ghosts too.

Chapter 2: The Cancer Demon King, an Unexpected Intrusion

Suddenly, the story's greatest Demon King, "Cancer," appeared.

Normally this would be a moment to cry, but Hero Hira🎈 is different.
The "needlessly cheerful guts" cultivated at physical education college explode!

"The final boss? Wait, no applause from the audience?"

Using "Black Joke Lv. MAX" here.
→ Demon King's attack power drops by 20%!
→ And the doctor chuckles too.

I'm probably the first hero in the world to survive a final boss by roasting them.

🔺 Somehow gained 12kg while hospitalized

Chapter 3: The Parenting Guild, the Height of Chaos

A new ally joins the hero who survived the Demon King battle.
Her name is—Daughter (Guild Master).

2:00 AM, the "put to sleep" quest.
—Tap, tap. A sound from behind the wall.

"Whoa, another ghost event!?"

Turns out it was just my wife turning over in her sleep.
The pattern where you're more scared of your allies than the enemies.

Hero Hira🎈 resolves the agitation with push-ups.
(*The theory that muscles are omnipotent)

Diet start 🍔🍜🍰🚫
Drilling knowledge and techniques into myself‼️

Chapter 4: Writing the Adventure Log in the Town of Note

Depression, demon kings, ghosts, and guild chaos too.
“It would be a waste not to write this down!”

Recording everything by turning it into laughter.
For the reader, it might become a “torch” or “fodder for jokes.”
……No, either is fine. If you can laugh, you win.

Epilogue──Who is the next enemy!?

Is the next enemy the “Sleep Deprivation Dragon”?
Or perhaps the “shadow on the smartphone screen”?

……Well, either way, first comes muscle training.
With laughter and muscles, I'll manage somehow.

──The adventure of Hero Hira🎈 continues today.

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