🌸The Hilarious Rare Dojo!? Spin-off Special Edition ~Hira & HIROMI & Shiromaru-kun's 'Peaceful A-I-U-E-O Manzai'~

🎙️Introduction

(Japanese-style dojo, stand microphone in the center. Three people appear)

👯‍♀️Hira: "Hello everyone! I'm Hira, the master of the Rare Dojo!"
👩‍🎤HIROMI: "I'm HIROMI, the representative disciple🌸"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "I'm Shiromaru🎈 Rather than a representative of the students, I'm more of a mascot character🐰"

👯‍♀️Hira: "Wait, why is everyone wearing bunny ears!?"
👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Because when you 'prick up your ears' to listen, both laughter and peace spread further💕"
👯‍♀️Hira: "No, stop with the rabbit philosophy!"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "Bunny ears are peace antennas📡"
👯‍♀️Hira: "Are you a radio tower!?🤣"
👩‍🎤HIROMI: "By the way, Master, your outfit has a deep slit and high combat power, doesn't it?😏"
👯‍♀️Hira: "Cut it out! Don't turn the Rare Dojo into a sexy route!!"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "Viewership ratings are skyrocketing just for tonight📈"

(Audience: Roaring laughter)

⚠️Disciple HIROMI, who is appearing this time

💌'Love Letter Reading' from HIROMI to the Master

👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Master, actually today... as your disciple, there is something I've always wanted to tell you📜"
👯‍♀️Hira: "Oh, what's this? Are we in serious mode?"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "I sense a love letter...💌✨"

👩‍🎤HIROMI (Opens the letter): "When I open my smartphone and see a notification, the word 'Hira' catches my eye. Just that alone, and I'm already prepared to laugh."
👯‍♀️Hira: "...Oh!?"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "It's no longer love, it's a conditioned reflex for laughter😂"

👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Even though it's just text, it has explosive power. Even though it's writing, I can hear your voice. This is already—'Instant laughter communication with brain-internal voice'."
👯‍♀️Hira: "Is laughter infinite with zero communication costs!?"

👻Shiromaru-kun: "This isn't docomo or au, it's the 'Hira Network'📡"
👩‍🎤HIROMI: "The communication fee is free. But, my heart gets fully charged."

👯‍♀️Hira: "...What is that? That's more precious than a battery🥹"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "Simultaneous charging of emotion and a punchline⚡️"

👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Every time you post, Master, a laughter file is automatically downloaded into my brain📥💥"
👯‍♀️Hira: "Hey! Don't go creating systems on your own🤣!"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "A victim of the laughter virus is born right here🐰✨"

(Audience: Applause and laughter)
⬇️Here is the love letter💌(Not displayed)

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🌸Topic: 'Peace' A-I-U-E-O Composition

👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Well then! The theme this time is 'Peace'✨"
👯‍♀️Hira: "Oh, what a rare, serious topic for us?"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "The word 'peace' is hard to make a joke out of, but... it's a magical sound that makes you want to joke🎈"
👯‍♀️Hira: "It's not magic, it's just the Japanese reading of the kanji!!🤣"

👩‍🎤HIROMI: "This time, we will make an A-I-U-E-O composition with 'Peace'!"
👯‍♀️Hira: "Ho~, so we'll see each of our perspectives on peace."
👻Shiromaru-kun: "The coexistence of jokes and punchlines, that is true peace🐰"

(Audience: Applause)

💕HIROMI's A-I-U-E-O Composition

🌸'He' -> Peace is a world where you can hear someone say 'Welcome home'.
🌸'I' -> Kindness in everyday words.
🌸'Wa' -> Every time you laugh, your heart softens.

👯‍♀️Hira: "...That's a nice story😭"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "The Rare Dojo suddenly feels like the end of a 'Friday Road Show'😂"
👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Don't forget the punchline. 'I pray that I don't flop today too🛐'"
👯‍♀️Hira: "You had to go there in the end!!🤣"

💪Hira's A-I-U-E-O Composition

🌸'He' -> Peace is...
🌸'I' -> The broad-mindedness not to get angry even when teased.
🌸'Wa' -> I'll keep running through life with a deep slit today too💃"

👩‍🎤HIROMI: "There it is again! Where did the peace go!!🤣"
👻Shiromaru-kun: "The emphasis on leg beauty is stronger than the peace😂"

🐰Shiromaru-kun's A-I-U-E-O Composition

🌸'He' -> In peaceful days,
🌸'I' -> Suddenly a 'student tag' came flying at me💥
🌸'Wa' -> Waa~! Master, physical comedy is a violation of peace!!

👯‍♀️Hira: "That's why I told you I didn't throw it!!🤣"
👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Shiromaru-kun, the man who creates a punchline wherever he goes😂"


*For those who don't know, here is the usual thumbnail image

🌈Chamber of Secret Techniques

🧘‍♂️Introduction: 'Valuable!?... or so it feels, words of life from a master who experienced depression and cancer‼️'

① 'Laughter isn't medicine that erases pain, but it acts as a 'heart compress'.
② 'When I was depressed, I couldn't even look at my smartphone. But now, I use Shiromaru-kun's joke notifications for my daily morning rehabilitation📱'
👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Laughter as rehabilitation, that's really like you, Master🌸"

👻Shiromaru-kun: "Then I guess I have one foot in the medical field🐰"
👯‍♀️Hira: "You're poking too much🤣"

🎬Conclusion

👯‍♀️Hira: "Laughter and peace, they seem far apart but are actually neighbors."
👩‍🎤HIROMI: "Just as kind words change the world, laughter is also magic that loosens someone's heart."
👻Shiromaru-kun: "Then next time, let's go with 'World Conquest through Laughter'!!"
👯‍♀️Hira & HIROMI: "That's not peace!!🤣"
(Audience: Standing ovation👏)