🎍Let's Spend the Year-End and New Year Holidays Laughing⁉️🎁 Announcement of the Invitation Slot Battle‼️

Hira: "Yes, hello everyone‼️ It's Master Hira‼️"

Shiromaru: "The white guy next to him, I'm Shiromaru‼️ (Flapping fan)"



Hira: "Man, before I knew it, November is already over..."

Shiromaru: "I say this every year, but isn't the year going by too fast? It's as fast as the speed at which pudding disappears from the fridge."



Hira: "But you know, in that blur of speed, thanks to everyone clicking..."

Shiromaru: "Here it comes, here it comes, the time to brag about numbers!"

Hira: "(Rough estimate for end of November 🤣)"
Total views: 209,894‼️
Monthly views: 74,000‼️
Followers: 4,000‼️
Total likes: 23,833‼️
Total comments: 1,487‼️
Gold badges: 30‼️"

Shiromaru: "These aren't numbers a master of a mere oddball dojo should be putting out. Lol"



Hira: "Yeah... this is all thanks to everyone. Seriously, thank you‼️"

Shiromaru: "Suddenly shy‼️ Master, you have this side to you... suddenly becoming honest."

🥋 Master Hira,
A sudden declaration to open up "free invitation slots"!?

Hira: "And so... as I said in the article about hitting 4,000 followers..."

Shiromaru: "Yeah, yeah."

Hira: "I'm going to give out up to 10 free invitations for the Full Comp Plan (980 yen/month)‼️"

Shiromaru: "..."

..................Huh?"

Hira: "Yeah, I'm doing it."

Shiromaru: "You said you 'just recently noticed the free invitation feature,' but isn't your way of doing it too sloppy?"

Hira: "Well... it's a celebration for achieving various things‼️ & a special year-end/New Year lucky bag‼️ so ꉂ🤣𐤔"

Shiromaru: "...Sloppy⁉️"

🎁 Invitation slots are decided by the "Dojo Challenge"!!

Hira: "That's right! This free invitation will be decided by a battle of answers to 🥋 Play with words⁉️ Hilarious Oddball Dojo⁉️"

Shiromaru: "In other words..."

Hira: "The one who makes me laugh wins."

Shiromaru: "There it is, Master Hira's philosophy. A completely athletic-style scoring method."

🏆 Here is the breakdown of the prizes‼️

Hira: "Usually, I'd pick 3 people for 🥇🥈🥉... but this time it's different."

Shiromaru: "Yes, here comes the rule change."

Hira: "🥇 → Free invitation slot + article feature"

Shiromaru: "Yes, applause 👏"

Hira: "🥈🥉 → Article feature"

Shiromaru: "Well, that's reasonable."

Hira: "Furthermore... if you make me laugh for real, I'll add a free invitation as a Special Master's Prize‼️"

Shiromaru: "Wait, two slots!? It's a 'double it on a whim' system!"

Hira: "If you make me laugh, you win. That's it‼️"

*No prize for a second win‼️ꉂ🤣𐤔"

🔥 Here is the schedule!

Hira: "The battle will be held in the Oddball Dojo articles posted on 'Wednesday and Saturday mornings' from December to January‼️"

Shiromaru: "But not every time, you'll write 'Today is a battle' in that day's article, right?"

Hira: "Exactly. Only on those declared days will your answer decide your fate‼️"

🎯 Anyone can participate‼️

Shiromaru: "Those who are confident, of course, but first-timers should join too!"

Hira: "That's right. The unexpected is justice! It's a world where 'out-of-the-box answers' flip everything over‼️"

Shiromaru: "If it's funny, Master will just roll on the floor laughing..."

Hira: "Oh⁉️ It's for followers only, so well, you can just follow me then! That's fine too ꉂ🤣𐤔"

Shiromaru: "That's so casual⁉️"

⚠️ Ends immediately when 10 people are filled‼️

Hira: "Also, if all 10 free slots are filled—"

Shiromaru: "Yes."

Hira: "It ends immediately. That's all."

Shiromaru: "A world champion in decisiveness."

🎤 Finally

Hira: "So, for this year's and next year's year-end and New Year holidays..."

Shiromaru: "Let's spend them laughing, right‼️"

Hira: "Your oddball answer will be what grabs the invitation slot‼️"

Shiromaru: "I'm worried about what kind of answers will fly in... and if Master's abs can handle it."

Hira: "Alright. Everything is ready."

Shiromaru: "All that's left is—"

Hira & Shiromaru: "Up to you‼️"