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"Oh crap."

Saying that, Shu hurriedly took his smartphone out of his bag and checked his schedule.

He was sure he had promised to go to work with Ao, his biggest client, today. Come to think of it, the bag he was holding was also a gift from Ao.

There was one hour left until the meeting time.
He had to hurry.
Ao, who called himself a "Todai" graduate, was a diligent man, so he was surely already at the meeting spot waiting for Shu before the scheduled time.
That was the kind of man he was.

But Shu doubted whether the "Todai" part was actually true.

After all, Higashi-Osaka University is also "Todai," and couldn't anything that starts with "Higashi" (East) just become "Todai"?

While feeling amazed at himself for seriously thinking about something so trivial, he finished his makeup and hurriedly opened the front door.

When Shu arrived at the meeting spot, Ao was already waiting, and he smiled when he spotted Shu.

"Sorry to keep you waiting. Did you wait long?"

"It's okay, not that long."

After exchanging greetings, the two of them went into a nearby bar.

They sat side-by-side at the counter and ordered drinks.
Since they were on good terms with the bartender, he made sure the other regulars wouldn't know that Shu was there with Ao.
The bartender was very thoughtful, which made Shu feel at ease.

Just as he was feeling relieved, Ao suddenly brought something up.

"I... actually only have one testicle."

"Huh? (...What are you talking about?)"

Shu almost said that, but he managed to hold it back and listened to what she had to say.

"It's about testicles. You know what they are, right?"

"Oh... yeah. I know what they are, but... so?"

Perhaps relieved by Shu's words, Ao began to talk about testicles as if a dam had broken.

Since when and why did she only have one testicle?

Ao was talking about testicles with more passion than he had ever seen before. He had never seen Ao like this. It was far from her usual cool image.

If they kept talking about testicles like this, he would lose all motivation for the work he had to do now.

The club and girls' dormitory where Shu worked was just a little further ahead from here.

That's right, he should contact Belle, the mama-san, and have her come pick him up.

When Shu hurriedly took out his smartphone, Ao saw him and said,

"Let's practice whistling together now."

"Huh?"

Whistling with testicles? The more they talked, the more chaotic it became. Shu listened with a look of utter bewilderment, and in the end, he had no choice but to practice whistling with Ao.

Ah, this is just insane.

Shu's whistle wouldn't make a sound...

Master Whistler, thank you for the prompt (tags & stickers) the other day.

I have also collected the tags, stickers, and the exchange in the comment section.
Please accept these.

Fuller-san, Hiiragi-san, I borrowed your names.
I squeezed them out, lol

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