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Midsummer LINE


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I mean,
it's so hot today
I can't take it anymore☀️
How about the city you live in?

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Since it's the next town over,
I don't think
it's much different.

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Ugh, how annoying.
I just made a light joke,
what is
that obvious reply for?👊

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Oh, sorry, sorry
Prime Minister Kishida!!
If it's as hot as a
scorching beach over there,
then it's as hot as
a hellish boiling pot over here.

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Even though it's not
that much different in heat,
why do I feel like
you're slightly trying to one-up me?
Anyway,
saying 'Sorry sorry, Prime Minister Kishida'
seems to have become
a standard joke
around Kiyomi Tsujimoto.
I was hoping for a
more twisted answer, though...

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I couldn't come up with a
twisted answer like Kenzo Shirai,
and it seems I've
incurred your wrath
once again, haven't I?

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Kenzo Shirai,
you mean that 'Twist Prince'?
That's a bit nostalgic.
And 'haven't I'
feels like a joke
from the Paleolithic era...

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'Haven't I'
is at least from recorded history,
I would think...

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I was just exaggerating,
so what's
with that high-handed attitude?

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If I have offended you,
I apologize.

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When you apologize,
just apologize unconditionally.
I was very
offended.
Adding 'if' is unnecessary,
and saying 'I apologize'
is also weird.
Just 'I apologize' is enough!

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I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

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I mean,
this heat is crazy.
Why is it so hot?

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Because it's summer,
isn't it?

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It was hot in spring, too.

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When it's hot,
it's hot, I suppose😃

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Is that
Shinjiro-speak?

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Saying 'A=A'
is called a tautology
or Shinjiro-speak,
I suppose.

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But still,
it really is hot today.

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So, what was it
you wanted to talk about?

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Nothing in particular,
I just wanted to talk.
Is that not allowed?

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No,
I was very happy about it.

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Really?

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Really.

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Then I'm glad 😊

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Even so,
it's hot, isn't it?

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Don't say it's hot
when it's already hot!

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Weren't you the one
who kept saying
"It's hot, it's hot"
over and over?

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That may be true, but
hearing it from someone else
is a bit...

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The thing that's "hot"
is our relationship, right?

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Maybe so ✨

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Thanks for today too.

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Thank you
as well.


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What was that all about?

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It feels like
I couldn't say
anything I wanted to say.


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What are you talking about?



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