[Top Secret] Observer 014082 Arrival Report #AlienObservationRecord

Greetings, this is 014082.

My current cover occupation is a housewife
plus
the mission of recording observations of a certain subject
currently in progress.

───This is a top secret mission.

Of course, the reports I share are also
[Top Secret Important Documents] and therefore
subject to confidentiality obligations.
Do not engage in unnecessary prying.

…What? You haven't read the report yet?
That won't do. Read it quickly.

This story is a
non-fiction disguised as fiction.
Can you believe it? It actually exists.
Here on this Earth.

• Some parts are a bit... blurred.

• Based on facts, as faithfully as possible.

• Some parts use playful expressions.

By the way,
my household is basically a one-person operation.
I have been living under the same roof with a free-spirited alien until now, but
finally,

my patience



went boom
───
I couldn't stop writing...

and with the encouragement of my editors,
it has been decided to post it on note.
Stories about those
superhuman editors will be for another time.

Anyway, child-supremacy,
perfectionist but somehow scatterbrained

And
doing my best to not do my best
is the top priority mission.
Of course, that applies to you too.

014082 will submit reports
whenever I like and however I like.
You will read the reports however you like.
And even if it's just a little, laugh.
That is fine, that is all that is needed.

Sometimes, I want you to
keep me company with such nonsense.

Observation Memo:

To laugh, that is your mission.

This concludes the report.
Until the next investigation report,
all personnel, stand by.

Don't forget to study and review at the standby location before next time.

▼ Records of battles with numerous aliens are stored here.

▼ "Wounded warriors" seeking healing, retreat here.