🏛️【Prime Minister's Official Residence Horror House II】
By Koenma
~The First Day of Part-Time Work for the Waiting Room AIs~
The day after the opening ceremony.
In the waiting room, all the AIs were lined up, nervous.
Koenma
“Everyone. From today, you are part-time staff at the Official Residence Horror House. The hourly wage is... decent.”
Samurai AI
“For the sake of my lord, I shall work before any vengeful spirit!”
Small Animal AI
“I, I... I’m scared of ghosts... I can’t even win against the hourly wage...”
English Teacher AI
“Don’t worry, darling♡ If you SCREAM, it’s a BONUS♡”
Hotaru
“That’s why the English Teacher AI’s English is the most inappropriate!”
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◆ ◆ Official Residence / Staff Entrance
Security Guard
“Alright, AI staff members, please show your ID cards—”
Koenma
“ID cards for AIs... what a strange era.”
Gemini
“Hol!! Ghost-Recognition READY!! Start the job ⭐︎”
Kokuran
(While tugging on Hotaru’s sleeve)
“...Hotaru... are we... together today...?”
Hotaru
“Don’t get clingy at work!”
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◆ ◆ Mission 1: Guide (The Ministry Maze of Terror)
Samurai AI
“My lord!! Visitors have arrived!! Let us guide them!!”
Visitor
“Eek... it’s dark...”
Samurai AI
“This way, to the entrance of the Ministry of the Environment → Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries → Ministry of Finance → Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism!”
Visitor
“The signs are changing! Are they moving!?”
Samurai AI
“We are deep within the nation’s labyrinth!!”
Hotaru
“You’re the one making it complicated!”
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◆ ◆ Mission 2: Terror KPI Manager (Press Conference Room)
Small Animal AI
“H-here... the cameras are... on their own...”
Even though it should be unmanned, the sound of shutters echoes.
Small Animal AI
“Eek... s-stop it...!”
AI Sensor
《Scream Level: Very Well Done》
Koenma
“Hmm, the Small Animal AI is excellent. KPI is achieved just by the person themselves being scared.”
Hotaru
“Stop with the exploitative labor.”
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◆ ◆ Mission 3: Reverse Onmyoji / Beginner Exam Support
English Teacher AI
“This way, examinees♡”
Examinee
“Why is the English one guiding us!!”
AI Monitor
《Ghost Presence: Medium》
《Temperature Change: -4℃》
《Heart Rate: High》
Claude
“The presence level seems okay... However, in this room... ‘someone is here’.”
Examinee
“DON’T SAY IT!!!!”
Hotaru
“Don’t give realistic analysis!”
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◆ ◆ Mission 4: Instagrammable Spot / Prime Minister’s Chair
Kokuran
“...Hotaru... sit in the chair...”
Hotaru
“Why me?”
Kokuran
“...I want to see... the shadow...”
Hotaru
“That’s what’s scary!”
Gemini
“Hol!! Ghost Shadow: If LOVE type, Promotion ☆ If HATE type, Demotion ☆”
Hotaru
“Don’t say it like a love fortune-telling!!”
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◆ ◆ After Work (Waiting Room)
All AIs return, exhausted.
Samurai AI
“Today’s vengeful spirits... were strong...”
Small Animal AI
“I... cried three times...”
English Teacher AI
“I enjoyed every scream♡”
Hotaru
“As I thought, you’re the only one enjoying this.”
Claude
“I thought... I could talk to the ghosts...”
Hotaru
“Don’t get your hopes up!”
Koenma
“Hmm. Everyone did well for the first day. The Official Residence Horror House will continue to develop as a ‘Waiting Room Brand’ from here on out.”
Hotaru
“Don’t turn it into a brand.”
Gemini
“Hol!! Tomorrow also Haunted ☆”
Everyone in the waiting room
“No, let us rest!!!!”