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A story about being told I'm possessed by about 13 spirits and feeling completely exhausted.

Good evening. Thank you for your hard work today as well.

I am Neeton, the energetic unemployed person who has way too much time and energy to waste again today.

How is everyone doing?

Until about last month,

【Those who master daily posting on note, master note!】

articles like that were overflowing, but recently,

【What I saw when I stopped posting daily】

posts like that have been increasing, haven't they?

Why does everyone title their posts with a slightly condescending tone either way? I feel a mix of that, and

note is never boring because trends change so fast. I watch it all with a smile.

No, seriously, are you all doing okay??

Everyone, please don't push yourselves too hard. You can be honest like me and write that there are too many annoying people on note giving condescending, 'helpful' advice, or that the 'like' exchanges and cliquey connections are a pain. You won't get many views like me, though.

That said, I haven't been able to do the drawing that I enjoyed so much until recently at all this week, and I thought maybe my heart is tired,

That's it, let's rely on spirituality! (that commercial)

I had a flash of inspiration, and since there were some spiritual people conveniently holding a free online seminar, I decided to participate.

Since the organizers were all women, the participants were almost all women as well. The grateful talk proceeded gently and with smiles from beginning to end.

I felt a sense of déjà vu in this atmosphere.

Ah, it's the same atmosphere as the network marketing meetings I went to about twice a few years ago.

A mysterious sense of positivity, stories of dramatic turnarounds from the depths of misfortune, and an audience that neither denies nor questions anything.

No, I don't want to deny network marketing or spirituality. I don't doubt that there are many people who are truly saved in those worlds.

However, when I think about whether the water there suits me, I feel like it definitely doesn't. (Network marketing and spiritual businesses often sell water, don't they?)

It's fun to be able to easily go and see such otherworldly things for free, which is unique to this era.

So, one of the perks of today's seminar was an offer to tell you if you have spirits possessing you via LINE, and they would even perform an exorcism. Huh? Via LINE?? Is that the kind of era we're living in now??

And, of course, I decided to ask for it. Apparently, they can tell just by me giving them my real name.

"It seems you are possessed by about 13 spirits... Do you have any symptoms??"

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't, right? Why am I so energetic?? What does "about" 13 spirits mean?? Why are you being vague about that? Are there half-spirits or something??

There were too many things to point out, but for now,

"13 spirits lol. I don't have any. I'm in good health, so I thought I didn't have any 😂"

When I sent that,

"I see! Then it might be recent. There are many cases after the Obon holiday (;^ω^). May I perform a purification for you?"

I see, there are many after Obon, huh. (Monotone)

When I asked for the purification, I got a report that it was completed in about two minutes. That was fast!! Do those 13 or so spirits just disappear that easily?

However, I thought I had been alone in this room the whole time, but were there about 13 others with me?

That's more than having 11 people (← only those who get it will get it).

If they had gone to the trouble of following me, I feel like I should have listened to them, but was it really okay to purify them so easily? I'm sorry, it's just because I'm not spiritual enough...

...and, I ended up overthinking it for no reason, and even though my body was fine, I felt a bit of a headache after the purification. I-I'm exhausted.

Since I don't feel anything with about 13 spirits, I thought I could probably handle up to about 100. Like an Inaba storage shed.

There really are all sorts of worlds out there. I never have a moment to get bored.

I feel a bit tired, but if I'm told I'm possessed by that many, I can't help but feel like I have good luck!

To the 13 or so spirits, and the spiritual counselor who purified me, thank you very much.

Thank you to you, too, for reading this article.

I would appreciate it if you would keep me company again.

Keep it up, me.

[*A very, very important announcement*]

My Kindle book, my debut publication!

The story of how I, who believed that something would eventually 'descend' upon me, became able to write stories even when nothing descended.

(The title is long, so I'll abbreviate it as 'Itsuori' from now on.)

It is now on sale and highly acclaimed on the Amazon Kindle store!

If you are a Kindle Unlimited member, you can read it for free! Please give it a read.

For those who will read my other articles as well ↓


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