Micro-Novel Collection 217 "Not a Lie"

No.1285
"Ouch! Don't grab me there!" I wonder if this is a fake. I heard the Goddess of Fortune only has bangs, but this one has hair in the back. "That's just a rumor." Does she have a tail too? "Sexy, isn't it?" The red high heels suit her, too. Don't step on me, it hurts. Ahh.

No.1286
To summarize: the Earth is flat, and the sun is inside the Earth. Furthermore, this world is a virtual space created by great aliens, and the tears in it appear from time to time, causing the sky to crack or the seawater to turn red... Look, you only get one wish. "What? I am a god!" I'm a devil.

No.1287
It's like a top. The Earth is slightly tilted as it orbits the sun. This tilt sometimes wobbles. This is called precession. You can feel it when you're up high. Look, my friends have all taken flight at once. They're going to the edge of the universe just like that.

No.1288
We're done, International Rescue Team! When something terrible happens in the world, we'll be the first to rush there. "Who created such a childish company?" The government. We are allies of justice, and our average age is ten. We have a budget of 100 trillion yen. A monthly salary of 10 million. "Let me in!" Adults aren't allowed.