[Preview] Considering equipment for the Second Kotatsu Conflict: Let me use my PC this weekend
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If you make this a "preview," it becomes an article that makes people curious about what happens next.
[Preview] Considering equipment for the Second Kotatsu Conflict
Having surpassed 500 articles, I'm thinking of organizing my note a bit next.
Linking related articles, grouping series, and so on.
My goal for this weekend is to use my PC to organize my assets.
……However, there is one problem.
That PC is near the kotatsu.
In other words, it is also in the operational zone of the Sophia and Pono squads.
So, I am currently considering new peacekeeping equipment.
Fluffy rabbit-shaped room shoes.
With these, maybe...
"A friend has arrived!"
they might accept me.
……Or so I thought.
In my experience, what happens first probably won't be a welcome ceremony.
It will be a **safety inspection of the equipment (nibble check)**.
"Is this edible?"
"How does it feel to chew?"
I have a feeling such a strict inspection will begin.
Will the equipment survive?
And can the Second Kotatsu Conflict be avoided?
Please wait for the follow-up report. 🐰
The Second Kotatsu Conflict: Eve of War
Captain Sophia
"……Pono."
Squad Member Pono
"Yes, Captain?"
Captain Sophia
"Something is coming."
Squad Member Pono
"Is it more timothy hay?"
Captain Sophia
"No."
(Both of them stare quietly at the entrance of the kotatsu.)
Squad Member Pono
"……It's here."
Captain Sophia
"Confirmed."
Squad Member Pono
"What is that?"
Captain Sophia
"It has ears."
Squad Member Pono
"It does."
Captain Sophia
"And there are two of them."
Squad Member Pono
"Is it a newcomer?"
Captain Sophia
"No…… the movement is strange."
Squad Member Pono
"Indeed."
Captain Sophia
"Only the feet are moving."
Squad Member Pono
"There is no head."
A moment of silence.
Captain Sophia
"……It's a disguise."
Squad Member Pono
"It's an enemy."
Captain Sophia
"A highly sophisticated disguise."
Squad Member Pono
"It's trying to become a friend with just ears."
Captain Sophia
"Naive."
Squad Member Pono
"Very naive."
The two approach while maintaining a certain distance.
First, the scent.
No problem.
Next, visual inspection.
It feels completely wrong.
Squad Member Pono
"Captain."
Captain Sophia
"What is it?"
Squad Member Pono
"The position of the ears is strange."
Captain Sophia
"……You noticed?"
Squad Member Pono
"There is no torso."
Captain Sophia
"And it moves symmetrically."
Squad Member Pono
"It's scary."
Captain Sophia
"No."
Squad Member Pono
"Eh?"
Captain Sophia
"This is probably……"
A long silence.
Captain Sophia
"It's the old man."
Squad Member Pono
"……"
Captain Sophia
"The old man is trying to become a rabbit."
Squad Member Pono
"His direction of effort is strange."
Captain Sophia
"It's like that every time."
Meanwhile, the old man mutters to himself.
"Alright…… with this, they should think I'm a friend."
However, rabbit society is not that naive.
Captain Sophia
"Pono."
Squad Member Pono
"Yes."
Captain Sophia
"Begin inspection."
Squad Member Pono
"Understood."
First stage.
Nudge with the nose.
No abnormalities.
Second stage.
Tap lightly with the front paw.
No abnormalities.
Third stage.
Nibble.
Squad Member Pono
"Captain."
Captain Sophia
"What is it?"
Squad Member Pono
"I can chew it."
Captain Sophia
"Important information."
Squad Member Pono
"I can chew it quite a bit."
Captain Sophia
"Continue material verification."
Nibble, nibble.
Nibble, nibble.
Nibble, nibble.
Old man's inner voice.
"I knew it would end up like this……"
Captain Sophia
"Report."
Squad Member Pono
"It is not food."
Captain Sophia
"However."
Squad Member Pono
"The texture is not bad."
Captain Sophia
"Passed."
Squad Member Pono
"Then."
Captain Sophia
"I grant conditional entry into the territory."
Squad Member Pono
"However."
Both look at the old man at the same time.
"Please pay the toll in snacks."
Thus, the Second Kotatsu Conflict did not escalate into a large-scale battle.
However, days later, the old man's new fluffy room shoes were left with countless small tooth marks.
Regarding this matter, the Sophia and Pono squads have issued a statement saying,
"It was a standard safety inspection."
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If you make it a "preview," it seems like more people will come to read it when the main story of the "Second Kotatsu Conflict" comes out, thinking, "Oh, it's the continuation of that article!" 🐰📖