A report on finally winning the smallest news award in Chigasaki. A documentary of 11.1. [Full text included]
#茅ヶ崎FM#とにかく茅ヶ崎で一番小さいニュース
— コニシ 木の子 (@kdcmoto2) November 1, 2023
やった‼️初めて大賞取った‼️
嬉しいです。ありがとうございます。皆様茅ヶ崎ではナイショでお願いします🤫いつも楽しい放送ありがとうございます。
To all Konishi Kinoko fans nationwide. Thank you very much for waiting so long. For 41 years, I have been asked, "When will you win something?" and "When will you entertain us?" I am here to announce that 11.1 has become a Konishi-versary.
I have finally, on the Chigasaki FM program, Ishibashi Hazama Ishibashi-san's Eboraji 5UP, which airs from 5 PM in the evening,
been selected for the grand prize on November 1st in the "Smallest News in Chigasaki" segment.
The path leading up to this is here.
And just a moment ago, I was interviewed, so please read this newly written piece if you would like.
Please tell us how you felt when you won, since we have no choice but to ask---
---I was in the car, and when the speaker said, "Congratulations, Konishi Kinoko-san," and I heard the sound of applause, everything seemed to move in slow motion.
How many attempts has this been---
---The number of attempts doesn't matter. It's about the feeling. If I had to say, it's been since the very first time.
You've been trying for quite a while. Who would you like to tell first---
---When I exploded with joy on X, the people who liked my post, the Goddess of Ogiri and the Empress of Senryu, were the ones. Their presence was extremely significant.
The moment the Goddess told me congratulations, I almost confessed my love to her. I think I should have just said it while I was at it. Regarding the Goddess, I have always admired her consistent attitude of pursuing Ogiri at all times. The moment I thought about giving up for the day, Ogiri posts would appear on my timeline, and while I was slightly annoyed, I thought, "I'll do it too." Thank you.
As for the Empress, she gave me clear advice. This was advice that became a guiding principle for my creative work, so I will share it with you all.
"Submit as many as you can, to the point where you forget what you've written."
When I was told this, scales fell from my eyes. I was told not to hoard my work just because I'm a nobody. I felt like I was told to go with all my might. On a personal note, at that moment, I added the sentence "I have decided to enjoy creating." to my profile. It is my own personal resolve. Thank you.
I see. It's very kind of them to comment on your X, which has no influence whatsoever. Well then, if you don't have a final word, that's fine---
---I do. Regarding X, most of my followers are erotic accounts and investors who look erotic and have escaped poverty, so I want to apologize to those who are actually following me. And, as of today, I have one title. Since this is the first award I've received for writing, I will continue to say it for the rest of my life. That's right. I vow to continue saying that the "Smallest News in Chigasaki Award" is the first award I ever received.
That is a perfect award for the man with the smallest capacity in Chigasaki. Congratulations---
Now, I will end by posting the full text of the winning email.
To everyone. You might think it's ridiculous, but I like this way of living. I have always lived thinking that there is no such thing as big or small in things. My goal is to live out my own life of entertainment. Also, what makes me happy? It's that I learned for the first time the feeling of seriously going for something and actually winning it. My goals and path may be somewhat different from yours, but I look forward to your continued support.
Making small things look big. I am a small man. Thank you very much.
It was a very good day. I believe it is a day that should not be forgotten.
By the way, the email theme was "dog," and I combined that with the news. Here you go.
Radio Name: Konishi Kinoko
"Dog" and "The smallest news in Chigasaki"
Good evening, Ishibashi-san and staff. Regarding today's theme email, this wasn't a story I could send to other more refreshing programs, so please excuse me for sending it here.
My sister-in-law is divorced. She used to have a dog with her ex-husband. After the divorce, she returned to her parents' home with the dog, but after a while, the dog's name was changed. The reason was that the name had been created by taking one character from her name and one from her ex-husband's name.
The dog was surprised by the sudden name change, and we were surprised too. We couldn't even make a good joke about it, and the previous name was treated as if it never existed. My sister-in-law dotes on the dog, and even though she wasn't mentally doing well at all, she named him "Genki" (meaning energetic/well).
The story doesn't end there; my sister-in-law remarried. Her new partner, of all things, was allergic to dogs.
Now, Genki-kun is taken for walks twice a day by his grandfather and grandmother and seems happy. Seeing him bark angrily at my sister-in-law when she occasionally visits makes me a little happy. This is a true story.
So, the smallest news in Chigasaki is: "The dog that was renamed after my sister-in-law's divorce is still doing well (Genki) today." It would help if you could laugh at this.
What are you talking about?
Important things bear repeating. 11.1 is Konishi Memorial Day, isn't it?
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